The Sea King's Ship Has Sunk

[See my completed and ongoing works in my profile. Weibo: @Chang An Mu Xi Niang] One The head of a great sword sect recognizes his bloodline, who had been left behind in the mortal world. The young sect master was born with a sword bone, a once-in-a-century genius. Overjoyed, the sect master throws a lavish banquet and invites all the sects and schools. A friend drags you along to mooch off the food and drink, only for you to recognize the young sect master as your old flame from your days in the mortal world. Your old flame had a beloved in his heart. After finding his father and striking it rich, he dumped you, the one who had shared his hardships, with a letter of farewell. Two Your old flame and his beloved think you're clinging to him, but in truth, you're so excited your kidneys and bladder are trembling. Because among the banquet guests are your first, second, third, and fourth exes, as well as... your lunatic current lover. Three They all think you're a lovesick fool, but actually, you're a player. You: Thanks for asking. Before this all went down, I was up all night filling in the sea. But you still managed to crash and burn. Warnings: 1. A melodramatic love triangle showdown. Comedic tone. 2. One-on-one pairing. The gong is the Divine Lord. 3. Third-person narration. This idea has been kicking around since August 2019. 4. They were all the shou's exes, but the gong and shou belong only to each other. No split-personality version. 5. If this hits a sore spot, please make a strategic retreat and cut your losses in time. If you drop the story, you don't need to tell me. 6. Next work to be released: The Handbook for Studying Advanced Technology Blurb: One Sheng Ming'an, a genius in advanced technology known as the Rose of the Mortal World, is bound to a System and sent back to the past, to when he was seventeen and everyone thought he was ugly and mildly intellectually disabled. Two The person the System was originally supposed to bind to was Li Jiao, Sheng Ming'an's sunny and popular younger cousin. System: Li Jiao is the only person the future criminal mastermind Chen Jingqiu ever loved when he was young. Sheng Ming'an believes this too, without a doubt. Until one day, Chen Jingqiu carefully touches the hem of his clothes with a hand wounded so badly the bone is visible, his manner utterly humble. Only then does Sheng Ming'an realize that he is the one who drove Chen Jingqiu mad. Theme: Understand the truth of life and cherish the people around you.