Suiyuan's true form is a golden bush robin, a little fat bird that brings good luck. But now he has to transform into a beautiful young man and go to the human world to cultivate, surviving eighty-one deadly trials.
Recently, a peerlessly beautiful young man suddenly became famous. The reason was incredibly bizarre: he was always almost dying, so his fans cherished and protected him, unable to bear seeing him suffer the slightest grievance.
True fans: The baby got struck by lightning today. Sisters, let's boost his popularity! We have to make him famous before he dies.
Passerby fans: I'm afraid if I don't watch him today, he won't be here tomorrow.
Rival fans: Don't curse him, whatever you do. What if he really dies? We'd be held responsible.
Suiyuan never expected to become famous across the country thanks to his "disaster-prone constitution," much less that even his rival would fall for him because of it.
Rival: He's so unlucky, I can't bring myself to go against him.
Rival: I'm so worried he'll die.
Rival: First thing I say when I wake up each day: Is my baby still breathing? QAQ
A gong who falls hard and a super-sweet shou
Nothing but silliness and sweetness.
Content warning! The shou really was a little golden bird for the first twenty years of his life! He knows absolutely nothing about humans! He came to the human world because he had no choice! When he first arrives in human society, he knows nothing at all and is completely naive. He'll have to learn slowly. If that's not for you, perhaps we'll meet again some other time. Mwah~
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A story about an academically gifted boy with no talent who does whatever he wants at a university of Taoist arts, turning his life around and crushing his enemies
Other people's boyfriends are good at everything, with high IQs and top grades;
My boyfriend fails every class and has the IQ of a vegetable.
Other people's boyfriends say one thing and mean another, falling hard again and again, so swoon-worthy it hurts;
My boyfriend uses corny pickup lines and showers me with rainbow-colored flattery until I'm forever blacklisted.
Other people's boyfriends are handsome and dashing, and tell the whole world, "This person is mine."
My boyfriend is a slob who clings to my leg and says, "I'm your dog."
If I had to list my boyfriend's good points, it would probably be that once he's washed up, he's peerlessly handsome. When he keeps quiet, his face is a work of art. His talent for Taoist arts is so high he can defeat gods and Buddhas above and vanquish evil ghosts below. And he's incredibly devoted to me, always coming when called, and letting me hit or scold him as I please.
As for everyone else's boyfriend, that's me.
A goofy, deceptively dark gong x a clever shou who can put on airs and act cute, with a cheat-like life all the way
Theme:
What the two young lovers said made me cry, but... The big snake came.
When I saw this new infectious disease in 2020, I was suddenly stunned.
? ? ? ? Is it over like this?
Big(*??*).?.:*?
Everyone is saying that the ending is sloppy, why don't you think about whether you can't think of any other way to mend the sky hhhhhhhhhhhh (Don't hit me for talking nonsense) (Hold your head)
I still like it very much. Will there be a follow-up?
What the two young lovers said made me cry, but... The big snake came.
When I saw this new infectious disease in 2020, I was suddenly stunned.
? ? ? ? Is it over like this?
Big(*??*).?.:*?
Everyone is saying that the ending is sloppy, why don't you think about whether you can't think of any other way to mend the sky hhhhhhhhhhhh (Don't hit me for talking nonsense) (Hold your head)
I still like it very much. Will there be a follow-up?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It's over before I've seen enough
The heat doesn't rise but falls or something...