What Should I Do If I Wake Up on the Dragon Bed Every Day?

[Sweet-faced, black-hearted, green-tea, pure-act younger top (1.0) + dark, twisted, unhinged older top after his descent into darkness (2.0) x a tongue-tied, cowardly straight bottom] [The story has reached the events in the blurb, and it's almost finished] Cui Luobai opens his eyes and finds himself the son of an exiled criminal minister. He never got to enjoy fine clothes and good food; hardship and exposure to the elements were all he knew. The journey north to the bitterly cold frontier is arduous. Food and clothing are scarce, and even a sip of water is a luxury. Fortunately, the heavens take pity on him and grant him a golden finger to help him survive. Every night, Cui Luobai is transported to a special space. The lavish palace is decked in gold and jade. There are warm, soft quilts, fragrant sweet soup simmering over a low fire, and the finest brushes, ink, paper, and inkstones. It's practically an ancient version of a room that grants every wish. But the space doesn't belong to him alone. There's another person who arrived before him. Fortunately, his roommate is generous, and they share everything. Unfortunately, why is his roommate looking at him more and more strangely? What if his roommate isn't straight? For the sake of food and drink, Cui Luobai uses every skill he learned in modern society to live alongside his roommate as if they were oblivious to the world around them. Just then, the new emperor ascends the throne and grants a general amnesty, reinstating capable ministers exiled by the previous dynasty. As the youngest legitimate son of the Cui family, Cui Luobai finally sees better days. He shuts off his golden finger and happily goes back to being straight. But Cui Luobai never imagined that the new emperor would be the roommate who had shared his bed night after night. And he's no longer the innocent, adorable little roommate he once knew. The golden-finger space and the real world are separated by a full ten years! His grown-up roommate is tall, handsome, and brooding, like a venomous snake flicking its tongue. "You seem to remind me of an unforgettable old acquaintance, Lord Cui." Cui Luobai backs away step by step. "It's a coincidence, Your Majesty. It must be." What do you do after you dump the most powerful ruler in a feudal society? His roommate has turned completely dark after being abandoned for ten years. Is there any hope for him? *Reader's notes* 1. Both are each other's first love. Liu Yao is the top, Cui Luobai the bottom, and the top is incredibly, incredibly, incredibly, incredibly devoted. 2. This story involves a time-space twist. The top from two different time periods will appear in turn, and they'll get jealous of each other and cause trouble. Read with caution if that's not your thing. 3. The first four chapters make extensive use of classical Chinese poetry for plot reasons. There will be very little after that. Details will be noted in the author's notes. 4. Strongly recommend the new fantasy romance novel by my favorite author, Universe's End Is Selling Stuff, by Wu Shi (#^.^#). [Upcoming novel 1: How to Escape Your Dark Moon God Ex-Boyfriend. Please add it to your collection by visiting my author page~] Blurb: [Revenge romance + I'm Jealous of Myself] After Li Zhao uses underhanded schemes to win over a god, he finally returns to his own world. Having gotten a second chance at life, Li Zhao decides to keep his head down and lie low, living as a lazy cultivator. But he never expects his golden finger to come back with him. He levels up while eating, drinking, and even sleeping. While others cultivate for a hundred years, Li Zhao can do it all in one lazy day. To avoid attracting the god's attention, Li Zhao has to resort to another scheme: he takes the chosen one of this world as his disciple, intending to have his beloved student absorb all his fortune until there's none left. He never expected that the high-risk job of being a master would fall to him. Time to run! Disciple, you can stay here and fight the god. Your master is leaving first~ Youchuan, the chosen one, was pulled out of the depths of a muddy pit by Li Zhao. He admired him, revered him, and loved him. But Li Zhao had a dark moon god he could never forget. Day after day, Youchuan's envy and jealousy twisted into possessiveness. Just as jealousy was about to consume him, Youchuan suddenly awakened memories sealed away for a long time. It turned out he was the god himself. He fell in love with Li Zhao twice, and Li Zhao dumped him twice... *Crazy top, both immortal and demonic x refined, aloof bottom who acts all high and mighty* A melodramatic Cultivation novel with revenge romance + I'm jealous of myself + fake elopement while pregnant. [Upcoming novel 2: The Strange One. Please add it to your collection] Blurb: Lin Chuan was born a strange one, with bizarre looks. Everyone avoided him, fearing him like a poisonous snake. He grew up barely surviving like a stray dog, until one day a ray of light appeared in his life. That person watched over him carefully and took care of him. They were heartbroken when he was hurt and secretly tucked him in at night. Lin Chuan's greed took root like a vine, constantly urging him to possess that person. But he couldn't. That person was his father's honored guest, and everyone in the household was saying that he might become his father's second partner. Lin Chuan didn't dare show even a hint of affection. He hid his filthy, shameful thoughts, quietly gathering his father's former subordinates and building up his own power, while playing an innocent, fragile young boy in public. He even pretended to be naive and asked that person why he was so kind to him. Xi Lanqing lovingly pats him on the head and sighs, while inwardly screaming. Why else? Because I'm pregnant with your baby, ahhhhh!! Lin Chuan was miserable as a boy. At twenty-five, he awakened the bloodline of the Sky-Swallowing Python, achieved one glorious victory after another, and rose to the top position in the empire. One hundred and fifty years after his death, the empire recreated his genes and arranged for the person with the highest compatibility to become pregnant. Xi Lanqing has just successfully conceived when he travels back to more than a century earlier. His body and soul both travel through time!! *Fake stepmother romance, both are each other's first love* *A wildly over-the-top melodramatic novel, with elopement while pregnant, a love triangle showdown, confinement, and everything else you can think of. *The top is a nonhuman mutant with python blood. He can transform into a beast and has scales. He's the sinister, savage sort, and also a sweet-faced, black-hearted schemer. Read with caution if that's not your thing. Theme: Time has no pity for anyone, but love can be kind