Coming soon: My Life as a Crawfish in the Insectoid World
Friend's novel: My Archnemesis Is Flirting with Me Again by Jiang Jiudu
Novel blurb
Li Yue is the reincarnation of Nezha [CP: Nezha as the bottom x Third Dragon Prince as the top]
Would you like to have superpowers?
If you had the chance to gain superpowers in exchange for your life, would you take it?
Blurb:
The ultimate rules of the XX World:
1. Don't let anyone know your name.
2. Don't let anyone know what you can do.
Or you'll die.
On the first day Li Yue was accidentally pulled into this world:
“My name is Li Yue.”
Teammates: ...
Blurb 2.0
This novel is also known as The Third Dragon Prince Looks for a Wife
Third Dragon Prince: Are you Li Yue?
Li Yue: I'm Li Yue.
Third Dragon Prince: Oh, then you're not my wife.
...Later...
Third Dragon Prince: *sobs* Wife, why did you change your name?
Li Yue: Because my Five Elements are poor. I'm short on wood.
Third Dragon Prince: *sobs*
Infinite-flow horror, but only a little scary. The kind that can't even scare me!
Blurb for My Life as a Crawfish in the Insectoid World:
It's a crawfish, right? It pretends to be an insectoid and successfully infiltrates their ranks.
Then everyone discovers that the crawfish's pheromones smell like spicy sauce. The insectoids all love the scent and want it to have their babies.
So the crawfish trembles and lies: “Actually, I'm an alpha!”
Su Ye, who has been in closed-door cultivation until the year 8888, wakes up only to be captured by insectoids who have secretly invaded Earth.
Looking at the insectoids' appearance, Su Ye, a crawfish spirit, has a sudden idea. He transforms into his true form and tells the insectoids, “I'm just like you. We're on the same side. See for yourselves.”
The insectoids are dumbfounded. They circle Su Ye, asking in amazement, “What kind of insect are you? I've never seen one like you before.”
Su Ye proudly says, “I'm a little crawfish.”
And so Su Ye is taken back by the insectoids and treated like a national treasure.
This novel is also known as The Last Crawfish in the World.
Blurb for My Archnemesis Is Flirting with Me Again:
Jiang Tiao likes guys, but the person he hates most is the transfer student, Gu Yueze.
It's bad enough that Gu Yueze stole his top spot in the grade, but he's also blatantly straight, and yet he keeps flirting with Jiang Tiao: buying him drinks and breakfast, ruffling his hair when he hands him a test paper, and even holding his hand when they climb over a wall!
Jiang Tiao: “Bro, what are you trying to say?”
But Jiang Tiao has no grounds to complain. All these things fall within the bounds of friendship.
Under the glorious cover of brotherly affection, Jiang Tiao realizes he's fallen for Gu Yueze.
Jiang Tiao: ...
One day, after Gu Yueze ruffles his hair yet again, Jiang Tiao decides to make him gay.
*
Gu Yueze likes Jiang Tiao. He's liked him since they were kids, through their time apart and all the way to their reunion.
So when he realizes Jiang Tiao might be a completely straight guy, jealousy takes over. Unable to hide his sour mood, Gu Yueze decides to make him gay.
*
After graduation, they happen to bring up the subject. Jiang Tiao says, “I'm the one who turned you gay. I feel kind of bad about it.”
Gu Yueze pauses, stunned. “I always thought I was the one who turned you gay.”
In one sentence: They have mutual crushes, but each thinks the other is straight, and each thinks they turned the other gay.
A short-tempered, sarcastic bottom x a flirty, smooth-talking top
Younger top, super sweet romance++++++
Theme:
... So how did you come back?
Come comment!! When will it be updated?
It's so short, ahhhhhhh!!!
Because the author wants you to go, what else can you do? [Gintoki style nose picking]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It's true! It's me!
I like it so much
Yang Jian, I feel so miserable for a man
Ga, hahahaha. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
When will Nezha regain his memory, or let Long San show his true form? I really want to see the Shura Field, hahaha~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!