My Deskmate Is a Little Flirtatious

Please, please give the upcoming novel in my author profile some love: My Little Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Mermaid Omega [Interstellar]. The blurb is down below.

[Blurb]

At first, Di Si couldn't stand Jiang Liao.

As soon as class ended, Jiang Liao would set up a grilled-cold-noodle stand by the school gate. Fair-skinned, with little tiger teeth, he always wore exactly the same smile

So fake.

Di Si always felt like he was about to try to sell him something.

Until one day, Di Si ran into Jiang Liao in an alley.

No smile, dressed in black, with a girl standing in front of him.

He slowly pulled out a cigarette and lit it, his eyes cold.

The smoke slowly drifted away in the wind. "Sorry, I'm not into girls."

*

At first, Jiang Liao couldn't stand Di Si either.

He was never serious, did whatever he pleased, and damn it, kept flirting with him now and then. Jiang Liao couldn't even tell whether he was straight or gay.

A rich second-generation kid, someone he couldn't afford to offend. Just put up with him for three years, and after graduation they'd never have to see each other again.

That's what Jiang Liao thought.

Until one day, Di Si flipped the two thugs who were picking on him onto the ground and pinned them down, snarling, "Try laying a hand on him again!"

His voice dropped, as if the words had been spat from his throat

As though someone had stolen his most precious treasure.

*

"You are the warmth that brightens every corner of this world."

School bully seme x grilled-cold-noodle vendor uke

One hundred years of proper, silly fun, with ninety-nine years to go

One-on-one romance

Happy ending

It should be pretty sweet, right?

Blurb for My Little Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Mermaid Omega [Interstellar]

Liao Yan has both a human body and a mermaid body, but someone accidentally found and took away his mermaid body.

On top of that, Liao Yan discovered that there was something a little off about his mermaid body.

For example, whenever he turned into a mermaid, the alpha who found him smelled so good that he wanted to take a bite.

And once a month, his mermaid body would suddenly go wild for a few days, making him really want someone to hold him.

Liao Yan thought there was something wrong with this fish, but whenever it went wild, he would black out and remember nothing.

Mermaid Liao Yan pursed his swollen lips and asked Kino, who had taken him in, "What happened? Why do my lips hurt so much?"

Kino lied without batting an eye. "You bit them yourself."

Mermaid Liao Yan lifted his shirt and pointed to the purplish bruises all over his body. "Then what are these?"

Kino lied again. "You scratched yourself."

After this alpha drank all his mermaid formula, Mermaid Liao Yan started to have his doubts.

Later, after asking his classmates, Liao Yan realized that the mermaid's reaction seemed to be an omega's heat. Without being marked by an alpha, he would keep feeling miserable.

As a weak little omega mermaid, Liao Yan decided to leave the dangerous alpha Kino.

But he never expected Kino to tell him, "You can't leave. I've already marked you. You're my omega now."

Mermaid Liao Yan nearly let out a squeak and cursed him.

Liao Yan had no choice but to use his human identity to ask Kino to give his mermaid body back.

Kino's response: "I found it fair and square, so it's mine now."

Liao Yan: ...

That night, Kino posted an update: The mermaid I snatched is prettier than everyone else's.

When Liao Yan saw that Kino had used a picture of him as a fish, he felt more aggrieved than he ever had in his life.

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