We Red Pandas Really Have No Conscience

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As a red panda who gained sentience after the founding of the country but has never seen much of the world, Ni Xia only likes eating. She doesn’t like being stared at by people. Whenever her keeper tells her to smile, she turns her rear toward the audience.

All the animals call her ungrateful. They won’t play with her, they leave her out, and they don’t invite her to their late-night chats. Ni Xia becomes a lonely bear.

Then one night, she finds a little snake that can talk back.

The little snake says, “Fuck your sister! Fuck your sister! Don’t come near me! I’ll bite you, I swear!”

Then Ni Xia gets kissed.

The Song family’s second young master has been having a strange dream lately. In the dream, he seems to turn into a black snake and become a black onyx necklace worn by a panda. The panda tells him, “You just need to grow a little more. You’re so small and short.”

Damn it all! You’re the one who’s small! Your whole family is small! Your whole family is short!

Then the second young master hears the panda say, “I really want to go outside. Can you take me out?”

It seems... he can.