I've Been Raising Disciples Haphazardly Again Today [Cultivation]

(Important announcement! This story will go VIP on Sunday, February 3, starting from Chapter 23.)

Bittersweet, younger love interest, master-disciple cultivation story

Qiu Dao, the biggest scumbag in the Immortal Realm, has been forced to descend to the mortal world and act like a proper teacher.

He wipes the wine from his lips and tries to stop getting dead drunk and stripping in front of people. No luck _(:з)∠)_

Still, he is determined to be a good master. Immortal pills and artifacts are no problem.

If his disciple wants wind, he'll make a tornado.

If his disciple wants rain, he'll at least catch a water serpent.

But his disciple doesn't want any of that.

He just wants to hold a cute, sweet, beautiful long-eared beast, smile adorably, and ask his master for kisses, cuddles, and to be held up high.

Qiu Dao grabs a random passerby (looking horrified): Is my disciple a man? Did I gouge my own eyes out in my sleep or what?!

Years later, his disciple gives him a wicked smile. "Master, did I serve you well last night?"

Qiu Dao: QAQ I was tricked! What do you mean well-behaved and sensible? Disciples are all huge liars!

Actually, this is a cultivation novel with a plot and a power-progression arc...

A scheming, seemingly innocent, powerful disciple gong x a drunken master shou who loves to imagine things, with a younger disciple. Includes alchemy and artifact crafting. It might be a slow burn, so if you like it, remember to bookmark it _(:з"∠)_ Kisses~

My new novel is already over 60,000 words!

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My Nephew Helps Me Conquer the Entertainment Industry

(Ghost-hunting, fortune-telling, and the entertainment industry.) Updates at 6 p.m. every night. The rest of the time, the author is making edits and trying to ride the wave of mysticism.

Wei Yu heads down the mountain with a little backpack to stay with his nephew. A huge house, a huge garden, and a huge nephew, who won't even let him in.

Well, after all these years away from the mountain, it's only natural that the nephew has forgotten his roots now that he's rich. As his elder, Wei Yu can't just abandon him. He'll have to patiently teach him a thing or two.

Poor relative Wei Yu: Nephew, your glabella is dark. You're bound to suffer a bloody disaster soon.

Helan Ming: Heh.

That very day, at the rehabilitation hospital.

Wei Yu: Nephew, you must not have done many good deeds. That's why disaster has struck so quickly.

Helan Ming, paralyzed in bed: ...

Poor relative Wei Yu: Don't worry, nephew. Your uncle will cry you a pair of legs!

The next day:

Doctor: A miracle!!! Has my medical skill moved Heaven? It couldn't possibly be that shameless, promiscuous, low-level illegitimate son, could it?!

Helan Ming: Doctor, you should transfer to CCTV-10's Approaching Science.

From then on, Wei Yu carefully raises his nephew and, along the way, becomes his golden finger.

Helan Ming: My uncle's legs are short, but he's got a lot of heft.

In this world, Helan Ming believes in only two things: profit and science. Later, he believes in only two things: his uncle is always right, and opposing his uncle brings terrible luck.

A silly, mysticism-loving uncle who hunts ghosts x a nephew who believes in science and gets face-slapped every day

Adult version: A cool, aloof queen shou who constantly flirts x a childish puppy-like movie star gong who spends all his time being bullied by the shou

They dote on each other.

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