[Crossover] After Retiring from the Pirate World, I Went on a Blind Date

[Written in 2018, with some My Hero Academia content that can't easily be changed. Read at your own risk.]

[The One Piece arc officially begins in Chapter 48]

Three years after retiring from the pirate world, my mom suddenly arranged a blind date for me.

Fine, I'll go on one. But why does every single person I'm set up with seem so unreliable?

A former delinquent biker gang leader, the eldest son of an assassin family who has gone straight, a blond mafia man from Italy...

Wait, I just want to find an ordinary person and live an ordinary life, okay?

* A hilarious, irreverent first-person comedy

* The heroine was once one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea and is ridiculously strong

* A crossover world, amateur writing, original settings, Mary Sue elements, and out-of-character moments

* The heroine goes on hilarious blind dates with several male heartthrobs, but her actual pairing was destined to be the green-haired guy who wants to become the world's greatest swordsman (he appears much later)

* The early chapters are a collection of blind-date stories. The later chapters have lots of One Piece flashbacks, and the main plot also comes later, so readers unfamiliar with One Piece should proceed with caution.

[Completed story in my collection: Ex-Girlfriend Returns]

Five years after their breakup, Illumi's ex-girlfriend came back.

"Why did you leave back then?"

"Because I found out some bastard was lying to me."

"Oh, were you talking about me? What did I lie about?"

"You told me you were the eldest son of a rich family."

"Am I not?"

"Being the eldest son of an assassin family and being the eldest son of a wealthy conglomerate aren't the same damn thing!"

"But I'm richer than they are, and better-looking too."

"Big brother, stop being so full of yourself..."

"Oh, all right. Hahaha."

"..."

"So, did you come back because you're not angry anymore?"

"No. Don't flatter yourself."

"Then why?"

"Because the show is about to begin."

I raised my right hand and made a finger-gun gesture at Illumi. "Are you ready?"

Theme: Ordinary life is wonderful.