Dormitory 404'S Male Gods

Gu Hanyuan, a classic domineering CEO from Jinjiang. He's cold and handsome, both his parents are dead, and he's exceptionally talented. At a young age, he became the head of a top-tier, wealthy family. At eighteen, a car accident broke both his legs, leaving him unable to stand again. From then on, he was disabled, brooding, and used to having the final say. He became a true wealthy-family villain straight out of a wildly popular novel. If only he hadn't opened the door to his assigned dorm room on his first day of college... Welcome to Qingbei University's Nonhuman Dormitory 404. Here, being an idiot isn't a problem, and broken legs don't count as a disability. Just turn off the lights and bring back food, and you'll be able to take home a working cure: One: a bubbling green potion made by the greatest wizard of the century. Two: an archangel's healing spell, at the cost of hearing the hymn "Hallelujah" on repeat in your head for a month. Three: sign a contract with a demon, become a magical girl, and sell your soul, body, and mind. Gu Hanyuan calmly closed the dormitory door. He chose a regular hospital. ------Information about Dormitory 404 now available to the public----- First: a cool cultivator from the cultivation world, a sword cultivator at the Cultivation Academy Second: a Western fantasy mage, a mixed-blood student at the Mathematics Academy Third: a holy Buddhist monk, a monk at the Literature Academy Fourth: an exchange student from Heaven, an angel at the Physics Academy Fifth: an exchange student from Hell, a demon at the Medical Academy Sixth: a Jinjiang villain, a domineering CEO at the Finance Academy The love interest is the greatest wizard of the century, who used mathematics to develop spatial magic. Reader's guide: 1. Genre: hilarious, modern fantasy. 2. Mr. Gu is eighteen years old, both physically and mentally. 3. This world is entirely fictional, and its technology tree has gone off the rails. 4. The writing style is operatic, flamboyant yet rhyming. Read it with an exaggerated, rising-and-falling cadence for best effect. 5. Overall tone: fantastical everyday life in a men's dorm. All the roommates are hopelessly single, and Mr. Gu only gets a love interest thanks to the efforts of Scum Three. 6. As usual, random red-envelope giveaways will appear in the comments while the story is updating. Hope you all enjoy life and leave happy! Cover art by the lovely artist Anna. My profile picture is a succubus I drew myself, the charmingly expressionless Fifth. She's flashing a peace sign. Stories in the same universe, in chronological order: 1. Illustrated Guide to Sword Cultivator Behavior (completed): set in a comprehensive wuxia universe. You can enjoy it even if you haven't read the original works. 2. Dormitory 404: Handsome Gods (updating) 3. Everyday Life as a Male Cultivator (completed) Coming next: Diary of a Shadow Guard. Set in the same universe. The shadow guard's timeline runs parallel to Illustrated Guide to Sword Cultivator Behavior, a thousand years before the Dormitory 404 timeline. Theme: Knowledge changes your fate.