[My Hero Academia + Hozuki's Coolheadedness] Hey, Kid, Ever Considered a Job in Hell?

Daytime. "Young man, I can tell from your remarkable bones that after you die, you'll definitely become an excellent jailer who stays calm in any crisis, then get promoted, receive a raise, and be awarded an apartment by your workplace within two years. How about it? Interested?" "..." Nighttime. "Dad, I failed again today." "It's all right. Although King Yama is useless, our workplace isn't going bankrupt anytime soon." "MO! Hozuki, don't say that in front of me! And don't teach a kid like that!" Notes: 1. The male lead is Todoroki. The story is entirely BG, but the author has a very obvious Hozuki x Hakutaku fixation, so read at your own risk. 2. Updates whenever the mood strikes. This was written for fun, so feel free to read at your own pace. 3. This is for the author's and readers' entertainment. No logic, please. Thanks for cooperating. 4. Yes, that's right, the author was too lazy and just copied the notes from the neighboring story. If you've made it this far without clicking away, welcome to the main story.