[Reborn!] The Tenth Boss Is Feeling Down Again Today

[27 Genderbend] Sawada Tsunayoshi (female) is an out-and-out pessimist, the kind who carries around a noose-making kit wherever she goes. But she's never succeeded. Because all kinds of bizarre circumstances always get in the way of her going to have tea with King Yama. It used to be that the tree broke when she tried to hang herself, or the roof beam gave way. Now, as soon as she tosses a three-foot strip of white silk over a beam, some silver-haired hottie grabs her legs from below and starts wailing and sobbing. Then, the very next second, a big-headed baby dressed in black comes along with a five-ton hammer and knocks her out of midair and into the wall. So here's the question. Once you've gone from an ordinary person to a mafia boss, how can you get past the obstacles X8 and carry on with your thoroughly miserable life? Waiting for answers online. It's pretty urgent, because the silver-haired hottie and the five-ton hammer are both on their way. Notes: 1. Gokudera is the male lead, Tsunayoshi is genderbent, and I firmly ship 5927. 2. This is a product of my imagination. Updates are irregular, and I'll add chapters whenever inspiration strikes. 3. This is a self-indulgent work. My writing is limited and there are holes in the logic, so consider yourselves warned, beep beep beep