Joy Is an Incurable Disease [Anime Crossover]

The whole story is complete, so read without worry. Previous story: Spitting Up Zombies Is a Disease, It Needs Treatment! [Crossover] * At twenty-eight, Bian Shi was an agent. When reborn, he became an Uchiha. To complete the Main God’s mission to destroy the world, he drew a power that rubbed him the wrong way, raised a thief boss and a pineapple-headed guy as disciples in his dreams, and even became the Zanpakuto of the captain of Squad Five. In the end, even trying in earnest to destroy the world turned into a biohazard disaster. He tried to raise a BOSS, but the guy grew up to be a model good kid. Even his stint as a mastermind was all an act. When the two disciples he raised gleefully set out to destroy the world, they both turned traitor. He helped someone cut down the Soul King as a sword, and still ended up broken. Bian Shi: Thanks, I have E-rank luck. Huh? What else? Of course: MVP of the whole story: Mapo tofu. Obito: ...Wait, am I not the male lead??? * Reader’s guide: 1. The pairing is Obito. 2. In this story, Obito grows up to be a decent, upright young man and doesn’t turn evil. The Dark Obito will probably appear in a parallel-world extra. 3. There is a previous story, but it barely affects this one, and there are explanatory notes. 4. OOC and plot holes may appear. If you find a planted clue that never gets resolved, that means it was fed to the dog (Cu Chulainn: ???). 5. The story is indulgent and has plenty of angst. This is not a straightforward romance. 6. The character’s growth is mostly complete in the first part, so you can now breeze through the rest. Recent updates and upcoming stories: [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] BOSS's Survival Diary: What to Do After Reincarnating as Diavolo. [Naruto] This World Is Cursed: The entire timeline has gone off the rails. Coming in May. [Fate series] You Know Nothing About Power: Chaldea's Horse is galloping over the waves. Theme: Affection.