The Little Koi Doesn't Want to Save the World

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Blurb

Zhang Yue won a basketball game, and the campus belle rewarded him with a kiss. Egged on by his friends, Zhang Yue brought balloons and flowers and asked the goddess to be his girlfriend in front of the whole school.

She blushed and said, "I'm sorry. The person I like is Ji Yang. I only got close to you to make him jealous."

That night, Zhang Yue had a little to drink and beat up Ji Yang.

The next day, Zhang Yue was forced to go to the civil affairs bureau to register his marriage, where he found Ji Yang sporting a black eye.

Zhang Yue: "You could bring a dog in here and I'd still get married today, but not him."

Ji Yang glared at him and signed the papers.

Zhang Yue: "..."

The steward stood by their bed. "The king's absolute order: you must be pregnant within three months. Now get to your wedding night!"

Zhang Yue: "I like gorgeous women with curves, and so does he. We couldn't have a child in three months, let alone thirty years."

The steward replied calmly, "That's fine. We can tie you up and force the medicine down your throat. Second prince, you should be able to manage, right?"

Ji Yang loosened his belt. "I'm ready to get this show on the road anytime."

Zhang Yue: "..."

Zhang Yue: "Ji Yang, don't you like women?"

Ji Yang: "When I'm on top, men and women are the same."

Zhang Yue gritted his teeth. "And you want to have a child with a man?"

Ji Yang: "I'm not the one giving birth."

Zhang Yue was so furious he nearly spat blood. "What about your one true love?"

Ji Yang stared at him. "I think it might be you!"

Zhang Yue: "..."

Zhang Yue, a war god from the apocalypse, transmigrated into a book. He'd originally planned to keep his head down and live as a lazy nobody, but he was still dragged into marrying the male lead in place of the original protagonist and forced to have a child.

Zhang Yue let out a furious roar. "This is going too far! I'm done pretending. Where's my mecha? My tanks? My rocket launchers? Let's blow them all to hell!"

Ji Yang: "..."

A divine prophecy foretold that the royal family's first child would change the world. Only later did they learn that the true changemakers were the child's two fathers.

Blurb

Mutations around the world are worsening, monsters are running rampant, and humanity is on the brink of extinction.

A little celestial fox with koi-like luck, able to grant human wishes, appears.

The little koi fox trembles with fear. He only wants to find someone like himself and have a litter of little celestial foxes.

But the only other one of his kind left in the world is busy causing disasters and destroying humanity, and won't give him the time of day.

A human general leans in and says, "How about I have a litter with you?"

Little Koi: "!!!!"

Human general: "We'll do whatever it takes to ensure humanity survives!"

People around the world: "The little koi fox by your side can save humanity."

Jing Yi: "That's nonsense!"

People around the world: "It's true, it's true, it's true!!!"

Jing Yi: "Oh, so it's fake!"

People around the world: "Heh..."

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