Only I Can Bully Long Aotian [Book Transmigration]

Check out my upcoming story, The Villain Kissed Me to Death

Yu Si, a powerful cultivator, transmigrates into her debut novel,

only to find herself a farm girl fretting over whether the pigs are losing weight.

Just as she's about to accept her new life and start from scratch,

a heaven-blessed protagonist crashes into her field and kills her pigs,

destroying years of hard work in an instant.

Yu Si brandishes her hoe: I'm gonna kill you.

The male lead, who should have been a wickedly charming and arrogant hero,

is tattered from head to toe,

with none of a protagonist's usual flair.

He even sniffles: I'm sorry. I-I'll pay you back.

Yu Si: ???

And so,

Yu Si, the "author who loves her characters like a mother," roams the cultivation world and declares with a swagger:

Heaven-blessed hero, he's my son. Who else dares bully him?

However,

she sees the "weak" hero kill a demonic cultivator in an instant with a casual flick of his hand.

Yu Si reassures herself that it was probably a fluke.

She sees a cultivator who once came to ask for help finding a spouse covered in injuries, and run away the moment he sees her.

Yu Si reassures herself that she must have gotten ugly.

One day,

the hero presents her with all kinds of rare treasures from heaven and earth,

and shyly asks: Will you become my cultivation partner?

Yu Si: Wake up. I'm your mom.

Rejected, the hero cries sadly,

looking so pitiful and adorable that it's heartbreaking.

At least, that's how it should have gone.

Yu Si gazes at the young man's scarlet lips, deep eyes, and increasingly heated breaths.

Yu Si: ...

The young man suddenly breaks into a smile. He says: Just kidding.

But once she's out of sight, the young man lets his smile fade, wearing a knowing, enigmatic look.

A poisonous insect writhes in his heart.

"What if I tricked you for the rest of your life?"

Easygoing, fiercely protective, and blunt heroine x shy on the outside, twisted and theatrical on the inside male lead

Please add it to your collection, I'm rolling around begging!

Check out my upcoming story, The Villain Kissed Me to Death

After Guān Xing falls into the water and loses her memory, a beautiful young man takes her in.

The shy young man cares for her with tender devotion, and she gradually falls for him.

On a romantic night, she takes the initiative and kisses him.

And then...

She drops dead on the spot.

Guan Xing: ???

Only after coming back to life does Guan Xing remember:

the young man is the villain from the book, poisoned from head to toe,

a murderer and arsonist who commits every kind of evil,

and who only exits the story in disgrace after kidnapping the heroine and being killed by the hero.

Guan Xing: ...I feel a little bad for him, but I'd better break up if I want to stay alive.

But just as she's finally on the verge of finding love again after all her hard work,

the villain shows up again, smiles sweetly at her,

and kisses her to death.

Guan Xing: ???

The villain strokes her hair, his voice pleasant to the ear but steeped in poison.

"Run again, and I'll kiss you again. You'll only ever have me."

Reader's guide:

1. A silly heroine with a resurrection cheat x a lovesick male lead who's poisonous from head to toe

Recommended story by a friend, set in a matriarchal world: My Concubine at Home by Yi Jiao Duan Zi

After transmigrating into a matriarchal world, Lin Weirui opens her eyes to find her father standing by her bed, serving her medicine because she's been injured.

Outside the door, a servant kneels in disgrace for failing to protect his master.

In the woodshed in the back courtyard, a handsome young man is locked up for injuring someone.

The reason "she" was injured was that she'd abducted this underage beauty off the street and hurriedly tried to take him as a concubine. The young man fought back, stabbed her in the heart with a hairpin, and caused Lin Weirui to transmigrate into her body.

As a law-abiding citizen, Lin Weirui is completely at a loss. Helplessly, she takes on the mess her predecessor left behind, studies hard, passes the imperial examinations, enters court, and honors her parents.

She even makes arrangements for the beautiful young man who was abducted, and, to clean up after her predecessor, has no choice but to take him into her household. Though they don't consummate their marriage, she treats him with courtesy.

She means to raise him into a capable person, so that one day he can leave her and live a good life on his own.

Little does she know that the concubine who's "gentle and virtuous" in public is secretly weaving a vast web behind her back...

#The higher the sky, the darker the male lead's heart#

#My concubine is too delicate to fend for himself, so don't you dare slander him!#

#The little cabbage I raised with my own hands turned out to be a man-eating flower?#

Reader's guide:

1. The heroine is genuinely disciplined, courteous, and sweetly naive. She's so naive that she thinks the most devious man in the world is the most pitiful person alive.

2. The male lead pretends to be a white lotus but is a black lotus through and through. He never goes easy on anyone he cons, and he'll kill anyone in his way, gods or Buddhas alike. After killing them, he'll still sniffle and ask the heroine to wipe his hands for him.

3. Protect the world's best childhood friends, whose affection is completely sincere (not really)

4. The entire story is set in a matriarchal world, where women give birth. Women give birth, not men.

Theme: Building a harmonious society