Dazai and I Are Rivals in Love

As a delicate girl who's afraid of ghosts but can see them,

I always live in constant fear.

When I was first haunted by this evil spirit who kept shouting, "Let's die for love!"

my heart didn't hurt all that much.

After all, I can handle ordinary pranks.

But when I saw him lying on my Uncle Oda's bed,

gazing at him with heartfelt affection, looking so lifelike,

I was like: ...

Later, when I was interviewing for a job,

I saw him standing next to the petite interviewer,

teasing her intimately,

and somehow they had incredible couple chemistry,

I was like: ...!

Whenever I start to feel even a little attracted to someone,

this evil spirit proves one thing:

He has better chemistry with me than I do with them.

...Sob.

Then I saw a new coworker who looked exactly like the evil spirit,

and I was like: ...Damn it!

Why is there so much chemistry when it's him with himself, too?

I don't care. This time, I'm going to fight the evil spirit for his affection to the bitter end!

Theme: Understanding human relationships