I'm the Wildest NPC [Infinite Flow]

Yan Xiashen received a ticket to a museum. Its address was "In a dream." After falling asleep that night, he saw a museum standing in the void. Bloodstained teeth, grinning masks, coffins pierced by iron nails... He had to choose one item from the dazzling collection, play an NPC in the corresponding world, and welcome players from different planes: zombies, witches, vampires, and more. On his first day at work, Yan Xiashen was reported by a coworker. Toothless Ghost: "He stole my dentures, then made me brush my teeth every day. It's downright inhumane, sob sob sob qvq." On his second day at work, Yan Xiashen was reported by a player. Vampire Player: "He makes me eat vegetables every day. I've turned green." ** Reader's Guide: 1. The CP is the museum curator. 2. An unconventional infinite-flow story with plenty of original worldbuilding. Please don't overanalyze it. [Completed infinite-flow novels: "On the Run in the Escape Game..." and "Infinite Peril"] [Please add my upcoming novels to your favorites] "I Inherited a City God's Temple" blurb: After his friend died suddenly at work from overexertion, architect Yun Wulv grew tired of the busy, anxiety-inducing city. He quit his job and returned to a small village, planning to start a life of farming. He never expected that on his very first day back in the countryside, an old man would show up at his door and enthusiastically offer him a job. "Young man, I've got a job for you. You work from five in the evening to nine in the morning, with meals and lodging provided, and we'll teach you the trade. It's a permanent position, and you'll even get two incredibly adorable pets and a luxury cemetery plot. Interested?" "No thanks. I just want to quietly be a good-for-nothing..." Yun Wulv refused instinctively, then paused. "Wait, there are pets?" The old man grinned, his face crinkling with wrinkles. "There are. I'll bring them over tonight." That evening, the old man really did arrive with two pets: a two-meter-tall, two-headed hellhound and a floating lantern inhabited by a spirit that could talk. "Congratulations, you're officially on the job. You're the next City God." The old man rubbed his hands together with a smile. "This job does come with some risks, but don't worry, we're giving you a luxury cemetery plot!" Yun Wulv: "..." Why don't you just bury me right now? Theme: Love the work you do, and shine in your role