The Cultivation Cafeteria

Yun Shuangxu returned from the infinite worlds, carrying the curse of a monster. Now he had a mortal body, panting after ten steps and coughing up blood after a hundred. To stay alive, he dug out his dusty Culinary Cultivator System. Is it still in time for me to start cultivating immortality? A new restaurant opened on the university town's food street. It was called the Immortal Cuisine Canteen. The menu was bizarre, and the prices were outrageously high. Yet not only did it stay in business, it somehow became a huge hit! Luxury cars crowded the entrance, and wealthy patrons spent lavishly just to have a meal there. Even a major celebrity waited outside in desperation. "Boss, my Qi Refining went wrong, and I urgently need your Solidifying Essence Sacred Lotus Paste. I'll pay ten million!" The young, handsome, sickly-looking boss wiped the blood he had just coughed up. "I have an exam today. Maybe some other time." Onlookers: "..." Is this a drama shoot or a variety show? Cultivators from every sect in this Age of Declining Dharma were curious, too: where did the rare treasures in the restaurant come from? Yun Shuangxu: Knowledge changes your fate... Get into a university for immortal cultivation, then stock up by sneaking into the school's great secret realms. As it happens, I've already conquered these secret realms as dungeons in the infinite worlds ^_^ Business was so good that it completely took over Yun Shuangxu's free time, and he scraped by with barely passing marks on every written exam. System: Say it loud and clear! What's the goal of our Immortal Cuisine Canteen? Yun Shuangxu, coughing blood as he worked through practice exams: To pass every class. System: "... * This story is set in a fictional world. It is entirely made up. The male lead is in a cultivation world, so please don't conflate it with reality. Theme: When the road ends at the water's edge, sit and watch the clouds rise. There is no dead end, only freedom and ease.