Playing the Dead Fish in Front of My Six Senior Brothers

Junior Sister Bai Zhixi, who had managed to "offend" all six of her senior brothers, suddenly awakened.

It turned out all six of her senior brothers were remarkable figures.

Her sharp-tongued childhood friend was the great demon who ruled the Demon Realm.

The disciple who ran errands was the Sword Venerable, whose name shook the Five Continents.

The frail invalid was an ancient ancestor of monstrous spirits, with the body of a thousand-year-old serpent.

And then there was...

"..."

The System bound to Bai Zhixi said, "Host, you've offended powerful figures. To avoid a gruesome death, you need to complete missions to atone to your senior brothers, or you'll die."

Bai Zhixi: "So it's a System, and these are missions. Got it... But can I lie down for a bit first?"

System: "?"

The System realized something was off about the Host it had bound.

--When the System said, "Aah! Your mission target is here! Hurry and get ready!"

Bai Zhixi lay down. "Let me sleep first."

--When the System anxiously urged, "Host, quick, quick, quick! Hurry and make progress on your mission!"

Bai Zhixi: "Don't rush me. Let me figure out how to make a getaway first."

--When the System suggested Bai Zhixi use the System Shop to make progress on her mission,

Bai Zhixi asked, "Are there any mission items that can help me escape?"

The System fretted. Its Host only wanted to lie flat and run away. Could she really finish her missions?

But unexpectedly... all six mission targets were perfectly satisfied.

The senior brothers realized that ever since Junior Sister had climbed out of a cliff, she had changed:

Senior Brother Number One: She used to "frame me," but now she helps conceal the fact that I'm a demon.

Senior Brother Number Two: She once "stole my credit," but now she actually went out of her way to give me the life-saving immortal herb she had nearly died to obtain, healing my crippled legs.

Senior Brother Number Three: She used to try to "stop me from cultivating." Now she's so diligent, seeking me out to practice swordsmanship every day, even though I'm actually the Sword Venerable's secret identity.

Senior Brother Number Four: I'm actually a fallen immortal. She used to "mock me cruelly," but now she speaks gently and secretly tells stories to soothe me to sleep when I'm plagued by nightmares.

Senior Brother Number Five: She once tried to destroy my Heartless Dao and drugged me with an aphrodisiac. Now she...

Senior Brother Number Six: She once thought I was her ideal man when I was wearing a female disguise, and jealously bullied me over that "ideal man." Now she...

"..."

Seeing how satisfied the mission targets were, the System fell silent. "No, things aren't what you think. She's really just been slacking off the whole time."

As for Bai Zhixi... Once her missions were complete, she happily found a corner to cultivate in seclusion, staying home to lie flat.

*

But Bai Zhixi never expected that when she came out of seclusion, the entire cultivation world would have changed.

Six villainous yanderes had taken over the cultivation world.

Bai Zhixi: ?

The System told her that the six yanderes were her senior brothers. They had turned evil after she left without a word, and were hunting for her.

Bai Zhixi: ???

The slacker cried out for help!

#Shocking! Why are they all yanderes? Didn't I offend all of you?!#

#A slacker was just trying to slack off. Where did things go wrong, and why am I being dragged into a dangerous romance?!#

#The powerful protagonists have all turned into yanderes because of me. What do I do? Help!#

Bai Zhixi thought that when she had offended her senior brothers...

Senior Brothers: You call that offending us?

After completing her missions, Bai Zhixi happily put some distance between herself and the powerful figures...

Looking at the six yanderes who had caught up to her, Bai Zhixi asked, "Can I go back into seclusion? The kind where I sleep alone."

#It only looked like she offended them. In truth, everyone adored her

#The System has a human form and is also one of the protagonists

#One-sided feelings, one-on-one ending, happy ending, multiple versions of the same character

#The heroine is a lazy goofball

#A lighthearted, goofy story

#Original blurb dated 2020.6.08, revised 2021.11.25

####Upcoming: My Stepsister Is a Cross-Dressing Jellyfish Monster

Blurb:

On the day of her coming-of-age ceremony, Ilalia remembered that she was the wicked female rival in an otome game.

She was the heroine's stepsister: a meek, scheming green tea type who envied and targeted the heroine. After a series of reckless misdeeds, she would be executed by the prince, one of the heroine's suitors.

To survive, Ilalia began building a good relationship with her stepsister.

When her sister's dress didn't fit, she personally took her measurements for a new one, more attentive than anyone.

When her sister first entered the Imperial Capital's Magic Academy, Ilalia stayed close by her side and stood up for her at every turn.

When her sister came down with a high fever, Ilalia cared for her thoughtfully and never left her side.

What's more, to strengthen their sisterly bond, Ilalia would carry her pillow into her sister's bedroom every night.

She would tug at her sister's sleeve with a vulnerable, pleading look, begging her to sleep together, then snuggle into her sister's cool embrace.

Just like that, Ilalia and her stepsister, the heroine, really did grow closer and closer.

Now all she had to do was wait for the heroine to get together with one of her romance options.

Once that happened, the game would end, and she wouldn't have to worry about the power of the plot anymore.

However, Ilalia packed her bags and waited and waited, but no news of her sister falling in love ever came.

One night, as they slept in each other's arms again, Ilalia anxiously asked her sister if she had someone she liked.

Her stepsister's gaze turned dark as she lifted Ilalia's chin.

Cold lips pressed against hers. Ilalia's eyes widened in shock.

"You're so dense."

"I've done this to you every night, and you still didn't notice." Her stepsister's voice was hoarse. The outline of a man's face appeared, and slick jellyfish tentacles crept up and wrapped around her.

Ilalia fainted in fright. When she opened her eyes, she found herself still in her stepsister's arms, and fainted again.

It's over!

This isn't a dream!

She was supposed to be the heroine, so how did she turn into a jellyfish monster?!

#Nonhuman love interest

#Male lead cross-dresses as a woman

#Western fantasy

#The monster and human are not blood-related

Theme: Strength in numbers, building a wonderful cultivation world