Meng Anu went up the mountain to gather herbs and accidentally carried home a beautiful young man.
The young man was delicate and frail.
The fabric was rough, so he wouldn't wear it.
The food was rough, so he wouldn't eat it.
When it was hot, he wanted a human fan.
When it was cold, he wanted a human blanket.
Meng Anu: I have no money and no time. Earn your own keep.
Some time later, a master of erotic paintings appeared out of nowhere in the little mountain village. His scenes were lifelike, hot and steamy, and every painting was impossible to find.
One day, Meng Anu returned home after selling herbs and discovered that the wall around her thatched cottage had collapsed. She flew into a rage, ready to blow her top, then suddenly spotted the young man lounging in the shade, surrounded by servants. He squinted and called out, "Tear it down! Tear it all down!"
Meng Anu: …
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While out hunting, Crown Prince Zhang Yu of the Yong Kingdom fell off a cliff in an accident. After an unsuccessful search, a state funeral was held and the news was announced throughout the realm.
Who could have known that six months later, the crown prince would return? He crushed the rebel army, eliminated his enemies within, and ascended the throne.
People recommended candidates for his empress: beauties, women from powerful families, and charming sweethearts. The crown prince rejected them all.
He rode his horse, trampling flowers as he charged into Meng Anu's home... only to find that her new house had collapsed too.
Meng Anu rushed out with her herb shovel. Looking at the dashing young man in armor before her, she was a little bewildered. "Husband, why did you skip school and come back from the academy?"
The crown prince dismounted and pulled Meng Anu into his arms with a smile. "I have a new residence where my wife can rest."
Later, Meng Anu discovered that this so-called new residence was a palace with nine hundred and ninety-nine rooms.
Meng Anu couldn't live in all of them, and she couldn't afford to, either. She wanted to run away.
The crown prince caught up with her in the middle of the night and pinned her against a tree trunk. He said coldly, "My wife, remember: don't pick up young men at random."
Once you pick one up, he's yours for life.
Theme: Knowledge changes your destiny