Recommended upcoming novels: the historical novel I Play the Madwoman in a Torture Romance, the modern romance Summer Invasion, and the future-set mystery The Half-Baked Awakened Alliance.
The blurb for this story:
Lian Wan is a four-hundred-year-old lotus magnolia spirit growing in an ancient mountain temple. Her life is extremely regular. She blooms every year on International Women's Day, withers ten days later, then spends the next ten months growing new buds. Humans call her a flower of womanhood because, like a woman, she carries her young for ten months. Lian Wan says, "What nonsense. I'm just a late bloomer."
Then one day, three of Lian Wan's fully grown flower buds disappeared.
Staring at her bare branches, she gritted her teeth and said, "Carrying a baby is hard. Stealing flowers is despicable. Which bastard stole my babies?"
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After Lu Zhe returned from visiting the ancient temple, he realized something was off at home. The milk and snacks in the fridge were disappearing, the TV's viewing history was full of cartoons, and worst of all, the water bill was over the limit this month.
He had no choice but to install a security camera. Then he saw three adorable little kids lined up, playing with his toilet.
He grabbed the three little rascals. "Where are your parents?"
The three little rascals dropped to their knees on the spot, clung to his legs, and wailed, "Daddy, our mommy is missing."
Lu Zhe: I became a dad just like that???
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Later, Lian Wan followed the scent to his door.
Lu Zhe held one child in his arms, carried another on his back, and had the third clinging to his thigh. He eyed the fierce-looking Lian Wan and said, "Wife, you finally came back?"
Lian Wan: "I reproduce asexually. Who are you?"
Blurb for the upcoming historical novel I Play the Madwoman in a Torture Romance:
Lian Qiao lives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If she wants to stay alive, she has to be chased and eaten by disgusting zombies; if she wants to stay alive, she has to scavenge for supplies while guarding against attacks from other people. She wears rags, eats garbage, licks blood from the edge of a knife, and snatches lives from the mouths of guns. She even has to sleep with one eye open. She can't stand this miserable life for another second.
One day, she transmigrates by accident into a historical torture romance novel called A Love Story with My Aunt.
The heroine's aunt is the quintessential torture-romance heroine, combining every agonizing trope: a stand-in for someone's beloved, a fake daughter, a devoted filial daughter who caters to her younger brother, and a woman who chases her husband until he finally realizes her worth.
By an odd twist of fate, Lian Qiao transmigrates as this aunt, who suffers endlessly, lives a life of misery, and is still written by the author as finding love and happiness in her later years.
In the novel's 1990s Huaguo, normal humans are everywhere, the air is full of the fragrance of food, and freedom and peace abound. As long as you work hard, you can earn money...
Lian Qiao loves it! She's so happy!
Anyone who dares to get in her face and ruin her happiness is going to get driven crazy!
On her first day after arriving, her biological father throws a thousand yuan at her and tells her never to come back and disturb the happy life of his family of four.
Lian Qiao: "Who are you?"
Biological father: "???"
On her second day, her idiot little brother rolls around on the ground, crying for spending money.
Without a word, Lian Qiao ties him up and takes him straight to the bank. She literally ties him up with a rope.
"There's money in the bank. Go ask for some!"
Idiot little brother: "???"
On her third day, the cheap male lead is on a blind date behind the original heroine's back.
"I've never dated anyone. I paid my way through college with scholarships. I love reading and writing. I live simply, and I'm easygoing..."
His blind date looks satisfied.
Lian Qiao grabs a megaphone and stands outside the cafe, playing on repeat: "He lives off my money! He loves sneaking peeks at women in black stockings! He lasts one minute and says he's amazing! He's so stupid it makes heaven and earth furious, yet he calls himself heaven's chosen one! Who is he? He's strutting right toward us!"
The cheap male lead storms out in a rage, and everyone turns to look at him.
Male lead: "???"
After that, everyone who got in her face was driven crazy by her.
Later still, Lian Qiao buys houses and land, starts factories, and becomes a tycoon. Those people come crawling back, begging her to look at them again, preferably to kick them once or twice.
Blurb for the upcoming modern romance Summer Invasion:
He told me it was called wedelia. Don't let those little yellow flowers fool you: they're cute and pretty, but they're an invasive plant that is incredibly hard to get rid of once it appears.
I smiled and said, "You're a real romance killer."
Later, just like wedelia, he brazenly invaded one of my summer days, then my entire summer, blazing fiercely and impossible to get rid of.
*The main story is written in third person.
*An older, fatherly male lead.
*The one in power bows his head.
Theme: Explore the meaning of happiness and stretch the time of life without end
It's a bit weird. It feels like we are together just for the sake of the child. I feel sad for the heroine. She got pregnant inexplicably. She didn't kiss her when the child was born. She prefers the male protagonist. Now she wants to practice the ruthless way. She has broken her own way and is with the male protagonist. It's so frustrating. I feel that the heroine is really a tool to give birth to children.
I thought it was Wu Wan, but it turned out to be Little Snow Leopard
Hahahaha, it seems that a baby who is too smart can't overdo it in kindergarten.
Zaizai is really cueing Mommy all the time
It's great to watch, but the scene when you're looking for the three Zaizai in the middle is a bit draggy. It would be better and more attractive to put more room for imagination in the scene after the two of them are together or the story of the extra Zaizai.
Wow, there are actually benefits!
It looks good. It would be nice if there were more extras.
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The Complete Paradox
The Man in the Cat Apron
We Pretended to Be Poor, Then Got Married
We're Heading for a Bright Future [1990S]
An Honest Man in a Restricted Novel [Quick Transmigration]
I Went Viral After Winning Over My Ex's Favorite Celebrity
The Queen of Showbiz Lost Her Memory
The Stranger Beside Me [Mystery]
I’m the Family’s Favorite Daughter
The Movie Emperor's Cherished Wife
The Plot Got Even More Absurd After I Transmigrated Into a Book
It's a bit weird. It feels like we are together just for the sake of the child. I feel sad for the heroine. She got pregnant inexplicably. She didn't kiss her when the child was born. She prefers the male protagonist. Now she wants to practice the ruthless way. She has broken her own way and is with the male protagonist. It's so frustrating. I feel that the heroine is really a tool to give birth to children.
I thought it was Wu Wan, but it turned out to be Little Snow Leopard
Hahahaha, it seems that a baby who is too smart can't overdo it in kindergarten.
Zaizai is really cueing Mommy all the time
It's great to watch, but the scene when you're looking for the three Zaizai in the middle is a bit draggy. It would be better and more attractive to put more room for imagination in the scene after the two of them are together or the story of the extra Zaizai.
Wow, there are actually benefits!
It looks good. It would be nice if there were more extras.
Thanks for the limited fee ~ It's very beautiful.
Thanks for free (*^_^*)
Thanks for the limited fee?(?^O^?)?