I Went Viral After Winning Over My Ex's Favorite Celebrity

Qi Haitang became famous as a teenager, won the Best Actress title at twenty-two, then vanished without a trace. Haters: She peaked at debut. Just another has-been shooting star. Later, people discovered... The international supermodel who made everything she wore an instant hit and was hailed as the ultimate sales queen was... Fashion fans: Qi Haitang!!! The fastest skier on the course at the World Ski Championships was... Skiing fans: Qi Haitang!!! The original author of the latest hit TV series was... Literature fans: Qi Haitang!!! Her fans howled in despair: Our idol isn't unpopular! She's just insanely famous in other worlds. So here's the question. Showbiz fans: Tsk, the skiing fans' show of support is so unprofessional! Skiing fans: Tsk, the literature fans only write a few sentimental poems to support her. How pathetic! Literature fans: Tsk, the food fans send her knives every day. So tacky. Fashion fans: Tsk, and the calligraphy fans... In ancient times, seven kingdoms fought for supremacy. Today, fan groups battle it out. Qi Haitang: Be good. Her fans: Aah! Finally, a reporter asked the question on everyone's mind: Qi Haitang, what is there that you can't do? Qi Haitang frowned, troubled. "There is one thing. I still don't know how to date!" Not long after, paparazzi caught Qi Haitang acting sweet and shy as she told someone, "I... I don't know how to peel grapes!" Everyone: Qi Haitang, you big liar! You're pretty good at flirting with men too, aren't you?! Recommended upcoming story: One Bite of Your Sweet Pear Pastry The first gift Tang Li received after graduating was her three-year-old little brother, Tang Jiajia, from her parents. He was a full eighteen years younger than her. It was bad enough that they'd kept his birth a secret, but her unreliable parents got it into their heads to take a trip to Antarctica and left, dumping him on her to look after for three months. Tang Li took a detour and left her little brother at a fully residential kindergarten. On Monday morning, all the children cried and begged not to go to school. Under his older sister's threatening glare, Tang Jiajia waved without expression. "Goodbye, Nanny!" Tang Li: "...Call me Auntie!" On Friday afternoon, Tang Li, a busy wage slave whose head was spinning, got a call from a young male teacher with an unbelievably nice voice. "Hello, Jiajia's mom. Jiajia said you're likely to forget to pick him up, so he asked me to remind you." Tang Li, a serious voice-control enthusiast: "...Now that's a rare specimen." Cheng Lu: ? Later, Tang Li finally saw Cheng Lu on the playground. A handsome guy, 180 centimeters tall, bouncing around on stage and holding up his long fingers to make bunny ears... So cute she wanted to pet him. That night, for once, she bought Tang Jiajia a hamburger. "Does Teacher Cheng have a girlfriend?" Tang Jiajia ate his hamburger and shot his older sister a scornful look. "Teacher Cheng doesn't like short-tempered women." Tang Li: … * Tang Jiajia's arms were too short to reach, so Teacher Cheng helped wipe him after he used the toilet at kindergarten. He was very embarrassed. Once, after Teacher Cheng had finished wiping his bottom, he said seriously, "Teacher Cheng, when I grow up, I'll wipe your butt every day." Cheng Lu: "...You don't have to do that. You're your teacher's good little darling. This is what teachers are supposed to do." Later on, Tang Jiajia once walked in on Teacher Cheng dancing the Little Bunny Be Good song in his older sister's room. As he danced, he hugged her and said, "All right, don't be mad. You're my good little darling." Tang Jiajia's whole world collapsed in an instant. Theme: Mastering a skill is the foundation of making a living, the way to survive, and the basis of self-reliance.