A Hundred Ways to Sleep with Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction)

A romance with no logic! If you're looking for mystery-solving and deductions, please stop here! A late-night idea: Getting close to Sherlock is too hard. He's only interested in cases. Dora wracked her brains and finally came up with what she thought was a brilliant idea. She could imitate her predecessor, Moriarty. Commit crimes herself, leave clues for Sherlock to find, and create a game-like maze for him. The final answer would be a line of text traced in romantic fireworks: "Sherlock, I'm willing to turn over a new leaf. Will you be my boyfriend?" So she began designing cases while getting close to Sherlock, and successfully made her way into 221B Baker Street. But ideals are beautiful, while reality is harsh. After watching the fireworks, Sherlock replied: "I'd rather die." Heartbroken, Dora returned to Baker Street, fuming as she began packing to move out. Sherlock: "You're moving out? Why?" Dora's inner thoughts: "Isn't it because of you?!" Sherlock: "??? You slept with me and won't take responsibility? You're just packing up and leaving?" Dora: "When did that happen? How come I don't know about it???"