Reborn as the Scumbag Top Who Was Replaced in a Cliché Romance

[The title and blurb may both change] Xie Qiao has transmigrated into a book, right on trend. He's landed in a trashy novel full of white moonlights, substitutes, car accidents, amnesia, terminal illness, and every other melodramatic trope. The scum gong is despicable beyond belief, and the pathetic shou is so frustrating you want to shake some sense into him. The plot is so painfully angsty it leaves you feeling hollow. It's also a story where the shou switches to a new gong. And Xie Qiao has transmigrated into the gong who gets dumped. Xie Qiao: ...Okay, bye.jpg Xie Qiao: I'm gay, sure, but I'm only ever the bottom!!! Unnamed gong: Doesn't that work out perfectly? .jpg Shou POV, one-on-one, happy ending. The author only writes sweet fluff. I really want to try writing without thinking too hard qaq A gong with no defined attributes X A shou who might be a seductive little minx