[For now, updates are planned every other day. I'll gradually return to daily updates. There isn't much left, so feel free to wait until it's finished before reading.]
[This will not be abandoned. It will be completed as usual.]
● Weibo: @Zhan Fugui'er. Please add my upcoming story, Can We Get Some Normal Stuff for Once?, to your favorites. The blurb is below.
Young Master Lu has always lived without restraint, loving freedom, and has absolutely no interest in dating.
He never expected that just one extra drink on his birthday would lead to this: the next morning, he woke to the sound of running water in the bathroom, with faint marks scattered across his body. It was obvious that something unspeakable had happened last night.
Lu Xingjian: ?
His mind was blank, his composure shattered.
Just as he was about to run, the other person involved came out of the bathroom. Long legs, a slim waist, striking features, and, most importantly, the very face he had dreamed of for nearly eight years.
So the legs that had been about to make a getaway suddenly turned around of their own accord.
Mind blank?
Composure shattered?
Not a chance.
Lu Xingjian: "I can do it. I've said those three words so many times I'm sick of them."
*Same-sex marriage is legal and commonplace in this setting.
*An outwardly aloof, actually hopelessly pure and devoted top X a pure-hearted little painter who turns seductive.
*It looks like a marriage-first, love-later story, but it's actually a sweet tale of mutual pining.
Please add my next story to your favorites: Can We Get Some Normal Stuff for Once?
Blurb:
On the first day of filming the travel variety show Let's Go See This Beautiful Land, the cameras caught a figure in front of an old-fashioned Taoist temple on a mountain.
Pale-faced and strikingly beautiful, standing in the half-lit shadows, he looked like a bewitching ghost straight out of a tale of the supernatural.
#Bewitching Ghost on Wushang Mountain#
In less than an hour, it was trending.
It turned out the figure wasn't a bewitching ghost, but Lin Xin, the newly appointed young abbot of Wushang Temple.
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To boost the show's popularity, the director personally sent him an invitation to join the cast.
Lin Xin: "I..."
"Two million in appearance fees."
Looking at the dilapidated temple in desperate need of repairs, Lin Xin smoothly changed "I won't" to "I can do it."
Before the livestream began:
Viewers: "An unknown person bought their way onto the show? What beautiful ghost? It's all just pre-show hype, right?"
Viewers: "I'm really crying with rage. My idol was supposed to join the show, but then this guy shows up and he's out. Read between the lines."
Viewers: "I feel so bad for my idol. Can this connected nobody, whose only redeeming quality is his face, just get lost?"
After the livestream began:
No one expected a nice, slow-paced travel show to turn into a horror show.
A haunted house deep in a shadowy mountain, a mysterious village in the Miao region, a bleak shrine in a desolate village... Ghosts lurked in the shadows, their malicious eyes following the group wherever they went.
The comments filled with screams, and the guests fled in a panic. Beneath a sky thick with dark clouds, the pale young man remained clear-eyed, talismans circling him as he wielded a radiant sword to slay a thousand ghosts.
Viewers: "Violent beauty is the best!"
Viewers: "I was about to die of fright, but then I saw the expert and suddenly felt safe. Waaaa!"
Viewers: "I heard the young Taoist plans to retire after filming this show? No way! You can leave, but he can't! Start the voting. Let's get him to debut!"
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Drawing talismans, telling fortunes, driving out evil spirits, suppressing baleful forces, reading feng shui...
Lin Xin had only wanted to earn a little incense money and then laze around, but he unexpectedly became an overnight sensation.
Everyone wanted him to tell their fortune, and if possible, they wanted to date him, too.
Faced with a steady stream of admirers, Lin Xin gently dusted the memorial tablet in his arms and smiled. "I'm already spoken for. No dates."
A pair of scarlet eyes opened in the darkness.
A shadow so dense it seemed almost tangible bent down and gently touched his neck.
*Sickly beauty and violent exorcist bottom X obsessive, possessive evil spirit top
*The top and bottom are bound by a ghost marriage
Upcoming story two: A zoo slice-of-life, Something's Not Right
Lu Ning has a secret: he's been able to understand animals ever since he was born.
After graduating from college, he applies for a job at a zoo and becomes an animal keeper, only to discover that the animals have two sides to them.
The black bear, supposedly aloof and antisocial, and recommended for solitary confinement: "Waaah, I really want to play with everyone, but I can't get out. Scratching at the fence, so lonely qwq."
The big cat, supposedly sweet and adorable, hailed by fans as a healing little angel: "I, the chuuni demon king, am plotting a rebellion. Do not disturb. (Already turned evil.)"
The green peacock, supposedly cool, quiet, and taciturn: "Aaaah, somebody talk to me! I really want to talk! If I can't talk to anyone soon, I'll go crazy!"
Of all the animals, Lu Ning had never once heard his favorite white lion speak.
He'd thought the lion was mute, until one day Lu Ning woke from a dream and heard the white lion's voice for the first time.
"He's so cute. I want to..."
The low, slightly hoarse voice sounded exactly like the arranged-marriage partner who always looked at him strangely.
Lu Ning: ?
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Something's not right.
Theme: Feel the boundless love in this world.
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This means updating every other day or every three days. It's already been almost a month.
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What did I say before? .
Want to know when the next update will be? You won't have to wait another three months, right?
It's August 9th, it's been three months, and there's still no update! The honeymoon should be over, right?
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Oh my god, when I saw the update today, I couldn't even remember what this article was about. I scrolled forward again and I don't know when it will be finished.