Shanhai Inn

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After receiving a returned package from the Shanhai Inn, Lu Zhuo inexplicably grew ears and a tail.

Soft and fluffy, they even twitched now and then.

Panicking, Lu Zhuo followed the address on the package to the inn. After staying there for a while, he gradually realized that something seemed a little off about the place.

The owner was a little charlatan who loved sticking talismans everywhere.

The chef was a violent maniac who held up his chopsticks and called them a trident.

The guests all dressed like they were cosplaying every day. No matter how you looked at them, none of them seemed normal.

But the scariest one was the big shot across the way. For some reason, he was always staring at Lu Zhuo.

Lu Zhuo, ears folded: "Why are you always looking at me?"

The big shot, rubbing his ears: "Because you're cute."

[How to Read]

1. A cold, abstinent big-shot gong who loves fluffy things X a soft, cuddly, utterly adorable shou whose species is a mystery and who is doted on by everyone.

2. Every private setting is a grain of sand, and my stories are the Sahara.

3. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the novel. If you don't like it, just click away. The author isn't cute or sweet, and is incredibly fierce. I'll clap back at nitpickers and trolls.

4. Supporting the official release is basic decency. At least make your nine years of compulsory education count.

Upcoming novel: Married to Mr. Huo

Young Master Lu has always been wild and free, with no interest whatsoever in dating.

He never expected that after having one extra drink on his birthday, he'd wake up the next morning to the sound of running water in the bathroom, with marks scattered over his body that made it obvious something unspeakable had happened the night before.

Lu Xingjian: ?

Mind blank. Heart in shambles.

Just as he was about to run, the other person involved walked out of the bathroom. Long legs, a slim waist, striking features, and, most importantly, the very face he'd been dreaming about for nearly eight years.

So the legs he'd meant to use to make his escape suddenly turned around on their own.

Mind blank?

Heart in shambles?

Not a chance.

Lu Xingjian: "I've said 'I'm in' so many times, I'm tired of saying it."

* A seemingly aloof but actually incredibly purehearted big-shot gong X a purehearted little painter shou who turns into a seducer

* A sweet story that seems like marriage-first, love-later, but is actually mutual pining

Upcoming novel: Can We Get Something Normal for Once?

Lin Xin, second master of the Supreme Temple.

On the day he inherited the temple, he was pulled into a horror livestream game and made a name for himself with his sarcastic insults.

The Puppet Mansion. The puppeteer spoke with feverish intensity: "My puppets are the most flawless works in the world."

Lin Xin: "That's it? That's all?"

The Sinister Temple. The evil god whispered seductively: "Stay. Give me everything you have, and make me the only thing you believe in."

Lin Xin: "Oh, so now you're telling me what to do?"

The Endless Train. The battle royale began. Monsters that had been waiting in the shadows swarmed out, ready to tear every living person to pieces.

Lin Xin: "How come you still haven't caught up? Want me to wait for you? Hehe."

The Taboo of Love. A resentful spirit in red hung upside down outside the window, staring through it with blood-red, spiteful eyes.

Lin Xin: Seriously? Are there really people who don't have a partner themselves and don't want anyone else to date either?

After saying that, he turned and shared a kiss with his boyfriend.

A hellish game built on fear and slaughter, where danger lurked in every corner.

Other players: sneaking around.jpg

Lin Xin: Why play it safe? Let's go wild.

Woohoo, takeoff!

* I'm a celestial master, but I don't rely on Taoist magic to dominate horror games. I do it all with sarcasm.

* Sarcasm is eternal.

Theme: The world is warm and bright.