Shut Up, You Fake Fan

Name: Shut Up, You Fake Fan
Author: Your Wei

闭嘴，你这假粉

by Your Wei (Your唯)

Status: Completed
Length: 418k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Ye Jiuyue, an utterly ordinary first-year college student.

Shen Weixing, a top-tier star.

Somehow, one accidental hookup turned into a long-term “arrangement,” and every day they teeter on the brink of driving each other up the wall.

Shen Weixing: It’s me, Shen Weixing. Get a room.

Ye Jiuyue: I don’t believe you.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my face.

Ye Jiuyue: You could’ve had plastic surgery.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my Weibo.

Ye Jiuyue: You could’ve hacked the account.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my ID.

Ye Jiuyue: You could’ve gotten a fake one.

Shen Weixing: I could also strangle you.

Shen Weixing: Good. You’ve successfully caught my attention. I’ll give you a chance to slowly reveal your scheming true colors.

Ye Jiuyue: Oh my God, I don’t even know how it happened, but I slept with my celebrity crush. Can you believe it?

A top and bottom with equally outrageous thought processes. The bottom seems like a slow-moving, well-behaved little bunny on the surface, but he’s actually a carnivore and a speed demon in bed. He sleeps with idols whenever the opportunity arises, figuring that even if it ends in a minute, he’s still come out ahead. The narcissistic top is going to drive himself crazy over it.

As for the top, his thought process is so bizarre he can build an entirely different story in his own imagination.

A lighthearted, fun story. Just sit back and laugh~

One-on-one, happy ending

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128.8kFavorites

9.1Score

71.1kNutrient gifts

179.9kClicks per chapter

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