Misfortune Strikes Every Day at Our Sect

I became the head of our sect at eighteen. The reason was simple, and also complicated.

My senior brother was scolded into going home by his family to take the top scholar exam.

My second senior brother went to bring him back, but was forcibly married by a young marquis as soon as he went down the mountain.

My third senior sister had a full-blown case of school aversion, left the mountain, and went off to roam the martial world.

My fourth and fifth senior brothers eloped after falling in love while still in school.

My sixth senior brother regained his memories and went back to the Demon Cult to inherit the position of deputy leader.

My junior brother, whose love for our master went unreturned, left with the dog I'd raised.

Our master thought long and hard, then decided to abandon everything and chase after my junior brother, starting a passionate forbidden romance. Before leaving, he passed the position of sect leader to me.

Me: ...

First-person narration ("I" am the gong)

A younger gong who keeps wavering between being an honest man and a dishonest one x a calculating, ruthless shou

Several side couples.

*This is a very absurd story. For example, despite its ancient setting, the characters might inexplicably say "Anyway."

Theme: The world is everyone's responsibility