Raising Kids on an Interstellar Livestream

[A new book launches in August: Streaming Food-Stall Cooking in a Dog-Blood Novel. Blurb below. Please add it to your favorites, pretty please~] Gu Yumian worked for a public institution and had a steady life, until one day he transmigrated into the interstellar age. This interstellar world wasn't what he'd imagined. Weibo trending: #HumansOfficiallyListedAsAnEndangeredSpecies# Daily headline: “Ten million a year, and nobody wants the job?! The Maine Coon Prime Minister offers a generous salary to recruit workers to groom cats, cook cat food, clip their claws, and provide other such services. In fifty years, not a single person has applied.” Gu Yumian: ... Ten million a year? As it happens, he's a professional animal caretaker. . Other streamers focused on chasing popularity, gathering fans, and scheming against one another. Gu Yumian focused on cooking cat food, grooming a husky, and bottle-feeding a panda cub. And somehow, his livestream kept getting more and more popular... It took Gu Yumian a long time to realize that the snow leopard he'd brought home was the ruler of the empire, the panda was a major celebrity, and the husky was the most popular novelist in the entire interstellar world?! Short-tempered, gloomy, childish snow leopard emperor seme x easygoing, breathtakingly beautiful human uke [Reader's Guide] 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending. Only the seme is in love; any rivalry is limited to the seme getting jealous on his own. The seme is a snow leopard!! Not a panda, Gu Gu rolling around, orz. The panda family sees the uke as family. 2. The story is nearing its conclusion. Real-life commitments are keeping me busy, so updates may be irregular. 3. This book is entered in a science-and-technology-for-the-nation writing contest. Please shower it with support, cuties. Mwah~ 4. A fluffy, overpowered wish-fulfillment story with no angst. Nitpickers, please stay away. I beg you. Next book: Streaming Food-Stall Cooking in a Dog-Blood Novel Jian Yunlan has a “feeding people” obsession. Feeding strangers delicious food makes him feel incredibly happy and fulfilled. Jian Yunlan's biggest dream is to set up a food stall outside a university and skip thirty years of hard work! So when the Book Transmigration Bureau selects his soul to enter various melodramatic novels and rewrite their tragic endings... Other streamers work hard to fit into the plot, disrupt the original story, and save the protagonists. Jian Yunlan buys groceries, cooks, and runs his food stall. Viewers: ? Is this streamer here to make us laugh?! Scheduled to be eliminated in a week.jpg [Melodramatic urban story of the wealthy] “He controls the lifeblood of the global economy: the domineering CEO. He is a cool, stubborn top student at Jing University. Forced love, confinement, he runs, the CEO chases, and he has no escape. As someone transmigrated into a book, you must rewrite the original tragic ending...” Half a month later, in order to get Jian Yunlan's Yangzhou fried rice, the cool, stubborn uke turned sunny and upbeat, while the CEO seme gave up on the confinement plot altogether. The two joined forces to chase down the food stall and eat, ending in a perfect happy ending. Viewers: “???!!!” What is this supposed to be?! Worlds waiting to be opened (and wrecked), in no particular order: [ABO tragic romance] “A gloomy, brutal Alpha boss and a frail, devoted Omega spouse. To claim his beautiful widowed sister-in-law, he resorts to every vile trick, including a forced mark.” So they could run faster to get the spicy hot pot, both the seme and uke took high-efficiency suppressants?! [Immortal fantasy, chasing your wife to the crematorium] “He is an immortal sovereign who cultivates the Heartless Dao, proving his path by killing his husband, while he is a furnace enslaved and scorned by all.” Everyone is equal in front of good food. Even the immortal sovereign has to wait in line to buy roujiamo! [White Moonlight Substitute story] “He's back in the country. Sign this divorce agreement, and we'll have nothing more to do with each other.” The story of a scumbag seme, his substitute, and his white moonlight fighting over a braised pig's trotter~ [Post-apocalyptic wasteland] “A mercenary cast out of his team by his boyfriend and left to fend for himself meets a twisted, obsessive contaminant.” So they could eat candied hawthorn skewers every day, the mercenary and the contaminant leveled straight to the top, tore apart the apocalypse, and led the world into a new era?! [Hermaphrodite beauty on the run while pregnant] Even after transmigrating into the baby being carried off, he still sets up a stall selling roast duck. [Married to a nonhuman ghost husband to bring him good fortune] The nonhuman big shots climb out of their coffins to chase after my chuan chuan xiang hot pot (. Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations and forge ahead through every obstacle.