Report, Teacher: He Cheated

[My upcoming story next door, "Studying Is Fine, Dating Is Off the Table." If you're interested, go check it out, darlings! Mwah!~] On the first day of school, top student Yan Lu receives a phone call. The man on the other end offers him 3,000 yuan a day to transfer from the top science class, Class 1, to the infamous garbage dump, Class 18. He also demands that Yan Lu become deskmates with Gu Yu, the school bully and perennial last-place student. On the first day of school, Yan Lu receives a [Tutoring Agreement]. When he opens it, a line in bold, highlighted text catches his eye: [Clause 1: Keep a charming smile, and absolutely never get angry.] Yan Lu: ...Am I supposed to be selling smiles?? [Clause 2: Give Gu Yu a springlike warmth, care, and loving hugs every day.] Yan Lu: ...What the hell? Is he terminally ill? Should I look into hospice care? [Clause 3: Get to know his interests and marital status in depth (IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS).] Yan Lu: ...I feel like I could snap and walk out at any moment. [Clause 521: During the tutoring period, you must live with Gu Yu.] Yan Lu, whose composure could withstand Mount Tai collapsing before him, finally cracks. "Live. To-geth-er???" Is this even a legitimate tutoring agreement?!!! Gu Yu: I even cheated on tests on purpose to get your attention. Can you make room in your heart for someone besides studying? I don't need much space. Just a little is enough. A split-personality top student who seems cold and composed but has a [can't-stop-making-snarky-comments] soul x a hot-tempered school bully who's had a crush on him for seven or eight years and never budged, a [permanent one-sided-crush resident] A story about a longtime crush finally coming true HE, a light and sweet little story My super cute and badass upcoming story, "Studying Is Fine, Dating Is Off the Table." Please add it to your favorites, mwah~ Chu Yi, a legendary top scorer whose college entrance exam score was almost perfect, is unlucky enough to transmigrate into the body of a school bully who smokes, drinks, and gets perms after a car accident. He also has a bunch of underlings who will turn into villains in the future and kill him A family illegitimate son profits from smuggling, amassing a fortune of hundreds of billions and becoming richer than a country; a top medical professor sells viruses, launching a global pandemic; a tech company CEO develops a Trojan horse, bringing the nation's entire network to a standstill. Chu Yi: ? What is this place, a villain reeducation and employment center?? * To save the world and himself, Chu Yi fusses over his underlings every day, bringing them breakfast in the morning and teaching them exam prep at night. He wields steel pipes to help them fight for revenge while urging them to solve problems, doting on them like a hard-working father. The villainous kids, however, clearly misunderstand his noble desire to save the world, and spend every day getting jealous of one another A carefree rich playboy: To hell with the family business! I want to elope with Xiao Yi and roam the world! An extremely gifted genius with terrible grades in all but one subject: My favorite thing is programming, and my favorite person is Xiao Yi. A villainous illegitimate son who's richer than a country: I have the household register, and the marriage bureau is right here. When are we registering? Chu Yi: Hang on, he's going to disembowel himself right now and put himself out of his misery. A refined scoundrel, a smiling madman [Lin Shiyun] x an exceptionally fierce but obedient, galloping-through-his-studies transmigrator [Chu Yi] Theme: