[Extra sweet and adorable! Holding out my little broken bowl and begging for a favorite, mwah!~]
Li Ke is the legendary harbinger of calamity.
His fate is so ominous that his birth brought floods and earthquakes. Everyone feared him, and he was sent away as a child to be raised in a temple deep in the mountains.
Then ferocious beasts escaped from prison and flattened the city into ruins. The Beast Management Bureau begged him to come down from the mountain, offering a sky-high reward.
And so Li Ke descended like a tiger from the mountain...
As soon as word got out, Taotie ran off clutching a chicken drumstick, the divine bird shrank down and disguised itself as a pet canary, and Taowu immediately played dead and vanished.
Li Ke was baffled. ...Where were his ferocious beasts? And his money?!
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To afford ham in his instant noodles, Li Ke started livestreaming his beast-subduing missions.
Viewers thought the beasts would chase him around in terror, until they saw a fire fox grilling lamb skewers for him and a Azure Dragon watering the flowers at his house...
The video went viral in an instant, and viewers fell to their knees: Mom, I saw a real harbinger of calamity!
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Whenever Li Ke went out to fight monsters, he carried a fluffy little "kitten" in his pocket. Everyone worried it would hold him back.
Until one day, he finished a livestream and forgot to turn off the camera.
The "kitten" smacked the vengeful Qiongqi flying with one paw, turned a cat teaser into gold, and transformed into a handsome man.
Pixiu Ran Huai: "Stop livestreaming. I'll turn rocks into gold and take care of you."
Li Ke: "Wake up. I'm the one who bought your cat food during the 618 sale."
[Your sugar daddy, Pixiu, has entered the livestream and sent you 99,999 Till Death Do Us Part gifts, taking first place on the fan leaderboard.]
[Pixiu Ran Huai has been kicked out of the livestream by the host.]
The greatest auspicious beast in the world x the greatest ferocious beast in the world. Their fortunes and misfortunes are intertwined: the greatest calamity paired with the greatest blessing, a perfect match!
