[Crossover] About My Girlfriend's Terminal Chuunibyou Delusions

Once I finish filling in the holes in my younger-than-me-neighbor story, I should start updating this one. I changed the title and rewrote the blurb.

"Here's five million. Leave my fiancé."

"Who's your fiancé?"

"Akashi Seijuro."

"That's way too little. Is Akashi only worth five million?"

"It's US dollars!"

"Okay, I'll leave him right away!"

All of the above is pure fantasy.

When Akashi Seijuro heard this scenario from his girlfriend, he calmly declared his innocence. "I don't have a fiancée. And my family would never go against my wishes and force someone on me."

"Oh, then let's have your father give me the money instead. Give me five million to leave your son!"

"...I don't think my father would do something so discourteous either."

After he said that, Akashi Seijuro saw the intense disdain in his girlfriend's eyes.

"Sei-kun, you're hopeless."

"Without the kind of melodrama that makes a romance fun, you can't please me at all, you ordinary human being!!! What use are you?!!"

"...?"

Akashi Seijuro took a deep breath and put on a polite smile that said he wouldn't stoop to arguing with an idiot.

He'd almost forgotten: there was no way to predict his girlfriend's behavior using normal logic.

Reader's Guide:

* Mostly told from the heroine's perspective.

* Neta references appear in moderation.

* A casual writing project.