Mr Catnip

Gu Miao swore that he just closed his eyes and meditated in the cat cafe for a while when a strange guest mistook him for a cat. The other party gently patted him awake, held his breath and poked his dimples with his fingertips, and asked cautiously: "Have you become a sperm?" Gu Miao opened her eyes in confusion, and a super alluring face came into view. The man wore a straight suit and looked him up and down with peach-blossom eyes. Gu Miao was fascinated by the skin, and after a moment she said, "Meow?" Not long after, he got another master... No, a boyfriend. - Shang Jinhe is rich, handsome, and emotionally stable. The only problem seems to be a slight cognitive impairment—— When I see cat hair on his body, I remind him to comb it. I hold his palm when I have nothing to do. I even bring freeze-dried snacks to him when I go on a date. Gu Miao: Me? One person? Eat this? Shang Jinhe: If you don't have enough, you can give it to other kittens. Until one day, Gu Miao saw Shang Jinhe studying "Cat Behavioral Psychology" after he fell asleep, and he felt that he could not go on like this. Gu Miao confessed seriously: In fact, I am not a cat, and I will not change into a cat. Shang Jinhe: I know. Gu Miao:? Shang Jinhe: I thought you liked this. Gu Miao:? ? Shang Jinhe: It doesn't matter. Just think of me as a two-legged beast that took the bait. The copy has been screenshot 2025.6.14 Purpose: Build a beautiful and happy life together