[Crossover] Most White-Haired Boys Are Good People

Set sometime between Tokyo Ghoul's second and third seasons, after Papa Arima successfully brainwashes his little angel. Just as he's about to welcome a son, though, the child goes missing.

Then a lazy freelance odd-jobber finds the unbelievably pale child.

Bystander 1: How is this not your kid, Gin-chan?

Bystander 2: Your kid's already this big? How old are you, anyway?

Haise: Mr. Sakata, are you really going?

Gintoki: Can't be helped, little Shiro. Dad's completely broke.

Haise: ...

So you tearfully left your kid at a cross-dressing bar?

Haise catches a weird-looking alien.

Gintoki: ...What are you doing?!

Haise: Can we eat it? It looks ugly, but maybe it'll be a pleasant surprise, like durian!

Gintoki: I get the logic, but why are you saying that with such an innocent, bashful look on your face?!

In short, the road from losing his memories to losing all shame is an utter mess.

Arima Kishou: I've got the sword ready. When do I stab him in the eye?

Looks like a factory reset is the only option. Wonder if it'll work.

Actually, this story starts after Sakata Shirogane goes back home. I just don't have the confidence to write something that long.

The author's perspective is usually unclear, which means the romance is confusing. That really sucks.

It's also kind of terrifying how I start writing based on a burst of enthusiasm, but right now, I'm still enthusiastic.

Just enjoy it as a lighthearted diversion, everyone.