What's It Like to Have a Son Everyone Loves?

What's it like to have a son who's irresistible to everyone? Gao Shi: Thanks for asking. I'm at the police station, having just sent a scumbag ex to jail. My son is irresistible to everyone, and all kinds of perverts have been after him since he was little. I can recite the criminal code backward by now. Gao Gusheng is the protagonist of an indescribable novel. Everything in his life from the age of eighteen onward is covered by a mosaic. Gao Shi is Gao Gusheng's father. After seeing the plot, Gao Shi silently clenched his fist. It's hard. His fist is hard. Overbearing CEO: You're destined to be the bird in my cage, your wings broken, with no choice but to sing for me. Gao Shi: It's getting cold. Time to make a certain CEO go bankrupt. [Shocking! A certain CEO surnamed Li has been jailed for massive tax evasion!] Yandere movie star: You are heaven's perfect masterpiece, an eternally blooming rose in my collection. Gao Shi: Great. Let's see whether the rose turns red, or your nosebleed does. [Shocking! A certain movie star surnamed Xiao turns out to be a serial killer!] Devoted race car driver: Don't smile. When you smile, you don't look like him anymore. Gao Shi: Don't cry. Save some tears for when you're inside. [Shocking! A famous race car driver once fled the scene of an accident!] Cold-hearted exorcist: You are my bait, my prisoner for all eternity. Before Gao Shi could do anything, Gao Gusheng rushed forward and gave the chanting exorcist a left hook, physically interrupting the spell. Watching the exorcist being led away to the police station in disbelief, Gao Gusheng blew on his fist, looking pleased with himself, like a little fox who'd just eaten a fish. "Who waits around for you to finish chanting before hitting you these days? Right, Dad?" Gao Shi nodded approvingly. "A quick learner." Gao Shi never expected to go out one day and come home with an amnesiac Daoist priest. The priest remembered nothing, not even basic life skills. He was as pure as a blank sheet of paper. Gao Shi had no choice but to teach him everything, step by step. The priest was obedient and innocent, and his eyes always lit up when he looked at Gao Shi. Until one day, during a mission, Gao Shi encountered a powerful ghost he couldn't defeat. He was going to die. In the last moment before losing consciousness, he thought that he should have agreed to bring the priest some ice cream. But he didn't know that after he passed out, a figure caught his falling body. With one arm around Gao Shi and a peachwood sword in the other hand, Ying Bujie wore an expression of coldness Gao Shi had never seen before. No one could take his Captain Gao away. Not even a ghost. Note: Dad Gao Shi is 26, and son Gao Gusheng is 18. They are biological father and son. The age gap is the story's biggest clue. Chapter One explains how the son was found, and the reason for Gao Gusheng's birth will be revealed later in the story. To make an inexact comparison, the son was born through "asexual reproduction." Couple: Ying Bujie x Gao Shi Sweet on the outside, dark on the inside | Daoist priest seme, short-tempered captain uke A sweet, fluffy one-on-one romance! Young Gao Gusheng has no love interest. He's a man with aspirations of becoming an overbearing CEO. Note: 1. This is a fictional setting. Please don't conflate it with reality. 2. The legal knowledge in this story is fictional. Any real laws used for reference will be listed in the author's notes. Completed: "Stop! He's Your Junior Brother!" Big Brother: Master, just how many good disciples do you have? "I Remember I'm a Doctor" Miracle Doctor: I'm just a doctor. I'm not interested in your love-hate drama, and dealing with martial arts traitors and rebels isn't my job, either. Currently updating: "I Got Together with My Boyfriend's White Moonlight" There's a scumbag named Cang Cang, With a chiseled face and a tall, lean frame. He has his bowl and eyes on the pot, living it up, Then hugs you and makes your worries disappear. There's a stand-in named Mo Mo, Who wasted eight years of love. He decided to leave, but disaster struck, And now he's a ghost following at his side. Mo Han: Wow, your white moonlight is pretty great. Duan Cang: Wow, my lover has taken my wife away. He said, "Come back!" He said, "Go to hell!" The stand-in becomes the white moonlight's ghost, only to be given true love! Actually, this is simply a story about a stand-in and a white moonlight getting together. Theme: Whether facing "destiny" or setbacks "ordained by heaven," never give up on yourself.