The Unlucky One Saves the World [Quick Transmigration]

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Ding Ning takes on a quick transmigration mission to save the world. She hears it has stumped a whole slew of people, but then she looks at the little kid standing less than a meter tall in front of her.

Ding Ning: “...”

So this world is really that weak?

World One: The pitiful rich kid (the twenty-eight-year-old nanny)

Ding Ning: He gets 28,000 in pocket money, while I earn 5,900 a month. He owns villas, stocks, and mountains of investment funds, while I’m drowning in gambling debt... I’m supposed to save him?

World Two: The top student’s woes (the underachiever with a total score of 89)

Ding Ning: He got 149 in math and is so upset he wants to cry. I got 89 across all my subjects and I’m beaming [world-weary cigarette·JPG]. I think someone mixed up the plot.

World Three: The nouveau riche’s melancholy (the slum girl doesn’t cry)

World Four: The tough guy’s girlish heart (the frail, weak girl)

World Five: A nouveau riche landowner in the seventies (an impoverished educated youth)

World Six: A fastidious, germaphobic big shot in the apocalypse (a calm, frail, snarky woman)

To be decided

Nontraditional Divination

In people’s eyes, celestial masters are mysterious, detached from worldly interests, and wise beyond the ordinary.

That is, until they meet Chen Qiunan.

Damn! This makes no sense at all.

Chen Qiunan: Sure, I smoke, drink, play mahjong, and like to swear, but I know I’m a good celestial master.

The bookstore owner on Wutong Street is a fearsome scolder with a foul temper.

Every resident wishes she would move away.

That is, until a financial tycoon shows up with a box of cash, begging for help...

I Woke Up and Everything Had Become Sentient

Xu Sheng, who carries the bloodline of the great demon Shebi Shi, has kept a low profile as a “corpse” for a thousand years. She’s afraid of nothing except a commotion.

That’s why her three-hundred-mu estate is inhabited by just one living person: her.

But a strange celestial phenomenon gives all things intelligence, and the world becomes noisy.

And that anomaly, of all things, finds her and starts treating her like its “Mom.”

Xu Sheng: [clenches fist] [wants to hit someone]

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When Xu Sheng realizes the little tyke ages a year every day and will be grown up in just a few days...

Xu Sheng: “...” Is this kid Nezha or something?

Title: I Woke Up Three Months Old

Blurb: A street interview asks, “What age would you want to go back to, and why?”

The answers vary.

Some say they’d go back to elementary, middle, or high school and study hard so they could get into college. Some say they’d memorize lottery numbers, buy land and houses, and get rich overnight. Others say they wouldn’t give up their first love, or that they’d bravely pursue someone...

The host spots a young woman sitting by a flower bed,

her limbs limp, eyes half closed,

wearing an air of listless gloom.

So the host walks over to ask her.

Mi Ying squints and replies lazily, “Oh, eighty. I want to become an immortal sooner.”

Host: “...”

Who knew that when she woke up, she wouldn’t travel through time and become an eighty-year-old woman, but instead return to childhood as a three-month-old baby who couldn’t control her bowels or bladder.

Mi Ying: “...”

Explodes on the spot.

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