Disciple, Don't Die

Passerby A: Have you heard? That immortal has accidentally taught another disciple to death.

Passerby B: Tsk, what a sin.

Passerby C: Hey, what just floated across the sky?

Passerby D: Oh no, run! That immortal is out looking for disciples again!

Passersby A, B, and C: Aaaah... Run... Help...

Some Immortal: I didn't! I swear! I'm innocent!

Some Disciple: It's okay, be good. I promise I won't die this time.

Not long later.

Passerby E: Have you heard? That immortal has accidentally taught another disciple to death...

A light, sweet story, with a little romance. I'll do my best to make it long.

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