A Midlife Romance Patch

【The print edition on the mainland is titled Patch Loading and is available on all platforms.】 In 2035, facing a midlife crisis, Xu Youyuan decides to experience romance firsthand so she can create a dating game. She swallows her pride and takes the plunge. She never expected to land herself in big trouble. Xu Youyuan: “Don’t ask. What good could come from dating a kid?” Shi Yue: “Want me to remind you of the 300-word rave review you wrote yourself?” A review from an anonymous user: “I have to say, it was unforgettable, the technique was superb, the strengths were obvious, the stamina was incredible, and the experience was fantastic. I tested it myself, five stars...” Xu Youyuan: “...” A sweet age-gap romance. A sporty girl, young, cuddly, and a little feral, pretending to be harmless while hiding her true nature x an industry big shot in the throes of a midlife crisis, tsundere and unwilling to say what she really thinks. Don’t be fooled by the opening. This is actually a completely unhinged comedy... Author’s Weibo: @Ningyuan430 Important: childish everyday-life story Updates every day at 11:30 a.m. Updates at other times are usually typo corrections. There’s a backlog, so jump in without worry =v= This is all made up and almost certainly takes place in another universe. This book will be published on October 29, exclusively on Jinjiang. Please don’t repost it. If you’ve already reposted it, please delete it. Thank you. No ranking spoilers, anti-piracy measures applied at the author’s discretion. Theme: It’s never too late to find the courage to start over