Please, Please Be a Jerk to Me [Book Transmigration]

[I've lost the drive to write, so I'm taking a break for now] Shao Chenfeng slept in a jar of sugar for over a thousand years. When he opened his eyes, he discovered he had transmigrated into a classic angsty romance novel. It was bad enough that he had become the most pitiful bottom in the book. The son who appeared out of nowhere was destined to grow up into a scumbag top, too. In the original story, the bottom was bullied by the top, kicked around by everyone after the divorce, and even hated by his own son. His former queen had taught him to be a good demon who gladly devoted himself to others. Hmm, actually, at first glance, this plot doesn't seem so bad. Shao Chenfeng lay on the bed with his arms and legs spread out like the character for "too": "Go ahead and bully me as much as you want, as long as it makes you happy." Zhao Zinan rubbed his head and bent down to kiss him softly. "Since when did you like playing games like this? How should I play along?" He tried his hardest to be a top-notch bottom, but somehow everyone around him doted on him. His son was obedient, his husband cherished him, and even his friends lined up to curry favor with him. The so-called top-notch bottom somehow became the moonlight in everyone's heart. Later, he discovered that he was the inheritor of his species' throne, and everyone was supposed to worship him! Shao Chenfeng clung to his thigh and pleaded, "Please, be a scumbag to me. Just be happy." Zhao Zinan: "That desperate? Did I fail to satisfy you last night? I'm sorry, that's my fault. Your husband will make it up to you right now!" Shao Chenfeng: "Mm!" Reading Guide: 1. A bottom who tries hard to be the ultimate brat but accidentally becomes a queen VS a top who tries to become a scumbag with his life but accidentally spoils his wife 2. After he transmigrates into a book, the bottom is still a demon. In this setting, demons can marry. 3. The logic spirals seven thousand eight hundred degrees into the sky. Just enjoy the ride. Let me recommend my own silly, spicy upcoming story, Please, Hurry Up and Die. Coming soon! As the least successful student of the doctor-chef, Chi Yan'an was sent to the city as a spy. His mission was to find a way to wipe out all the evil demon cultivators and restore peace to the mortal world. Hellhound: Doctor, my throat hurts. Chi Yan'an: You got it! Water from the Ganges in 1982, graveyard dirt from the nineteenth century, and a whole head of garlic: the perfect death potion. Three days later, a hanging ghost showed up at his door carrying a banner. "Many thanks to Doctor Chi for his miraculous cure and saving my life!" He was supposed to wipe out the demon cultivators wandering the mortal world, so how did he end up as a famous miracle doctor in the demon realm? With one foot already in the underworld, patients could still be brought back by coffins Doctor Chi had made with his own hands! Chi Yan'an: Please stop coming to me. I'm really a quack! Little demons: We'll leave as soon as you cure the Demon Lord! After taking the Demon Lord's pulse, Chi Yan'an saw that he was indeed a little weak. One dose of medicine would surely kill him! Chi Yan'an: Sigh! I hope you can be a person in your next life. Have a pleasant death, and you're welcome. Bi Chen: The demon race has no heirs, so I... Uh. The Demon Lord disappeared for half a month. Then word got around that Doctor Chi's clinic was dealing with a medical dispute. Chi Yan'an hitched up his pants and made a run for it. "I-I-I can't do this! I really can't give birth!" Bi Chen pulled him back into his arms. His enormous wings wrapped around him. "Let's try again. Maybe you'll give birth this time. The medicine you gave me hasn't worn off, so you can forget about resting, too." Chi Yan'an: TAT Reading Guide: 1. A fun, silly story with logic that spirals 720 degrees into the sky 2. Full of swoon, thrills, and sweetness 3. A doctor-bottom who accidentally becomes a divine healer while trying to make money and harm demons X a domineering, unreasonable, slow-witted top Theme: