The Male Lead Has Died Again and Again [Quick Transmigration]

Coming next: Breaking Through the Cliches to Become the Male Lead in Dog-Blooded Stories [Quick Transmigration] Xi Xiu figures he must be the King of Hell’s favorite, otherwise why would he never survive past episode three? In a school story, the leads argue, and the heroine accidentally knocks a potted plant off the balcony. It falls from the third floor and hits Xi Xiu, who’s walking by to buy a late-night snack. Xi Xiu dies. Xi Xiu is heartbroken: I was just walking down the street. How did trouble fall out of the sky and land on me? After getting another chance, Xi Xiu says: I could kill you two with just one finger!!! In a modern urban story, Xi Xiu delivers takeout. The heroine drags him in at the last minute to use as a shield against a rich second-generation heir who’s pursuing her. The heir is a psycho, and in a fit of rage stabs Xi Xiu several times. Xi Xiu dies. Xi Xiu cries in frustration: I’m just delivering food to earn a living. What did I ever do to you? After getting another chance, Xi Xiu goes from being a delivery guy to a prestigious researcher, contributing to his country’s strength. In a danmei story, the male lead and love interest are caught in a painful romance. The love interest has been tormented in body and spirit, and is walking down the street, distracted. Xi Xiu kindly pulls him out of the way so he won’t get hit by a car, but the male lead mistakes him for the love interest’s lover and has him thrown into the sea. Xi Xiu is left with a face full of question marks: I have something to say, but I don’t know if I should. You can’t even do a good deed without dying? After getting another chance: You throw your power and wealth around to bully people, but I’m the real heir to a wealthy family :). Every time Xi Xiu enters a new world, he cries out: Heaven, could you let me survive past episode three for once? Later, Xi Xiu says: He’s living the good life! This story will go VIP on Thursday the 26th, with three chapters released. Thank you for your support. Content warnings: 1. The order of the worlds is undecided. It’s a silly comedy, so don’t expect the author to care about logic. 2. One-on-one romance. 3. The characters’ values don’t necessarily reflect the author’s. Personal attacks will be reflected back at you. 4. The author is reliable: updates daily until completion. Unless something unexpected happens, expect 3,000 words a day, occasionally 6,000, and sometimes 10,000 when the mood strikes. 5. Completed works: Strange Tales of Liaozhai [Quick Transmigration], You’re So Lovely [Quick Transmigration], Everyone Around Me Dies Unnaturally, Sir, Would You Like Your Fortune Told?, and Metaphysics Master: Fortune-Telling Online. Blurb for the next book: Breaking Through the Cliches to Become the Male Lead in Dog-Blooded Stories [Quick Transmigration] Wen Hu is a background character in a melodramatic story. He’s been a supporting male lead, a disposable extra, and a random passerby, always moved wherever he’s needed. Then one day he awakens to the truth. He’s had enough of this life and decides to take charge. World One: The heroine, hopelessly in love with the male lead, discovers by chance that she’s only a substitute. Her world collapses. She gets drunk late at night and knocks on the door of Wen Hu, the warm, devoted supporting male lead who’s always there whenever she calls. But before the sobbing heroine can tell him what’s wrong, she’s stunned by the sight of Wen Hu leaning against the doorway, wearing a white shirt that reveals his beautiful collarbones, looking lazy and irresistibly alluring. “Oh, you’re here? Perfect timing. Now I don’t have to go looking for you. Here, this is my wedding invitation. Don’t forget to come!” Heroine: ??? Her eyes fill with tears. She’s just about to say it can’t be true when a man walks out of the house and wraps his arms around Wen Hu affectionately. Heroine: frozen like a statue.jpg Wait, what about her warm-hearted guy? Her backup plan? Wen Hu: Hah! World Two: After struggling through every hardship to finally get together, the heroine discovers she has cancer. Unable to bear the thought of the male lead spending the rest of his life alone, she arranges for him to see her on a date with one of her high school classmates. She wants him to think she’s fallen for someone else, so he’ll find a new woman and live a good life. The male lead’s eyes turn bloodshot, and his heart fills with hatred. He’s just about to make the whole world pay when he discovers that the man in question is involved with his own uncle. Male lead: ??? That’s just absurd! Wen Hu smiles slightly. “Nephew, be a good boy and call me Auntie.” … Theme: