I Woke Up to Find My Wife Wants a Divorce

I woke up to find a gorgeous woman with a slim waist and long legs standing beside my bed. "Hey, miss, who are you?" "What are you being weird about now? Forget it, our engagement will be nothing but a piece of scrap paper soon anyway." I stared at her, completely confused, when a huge wad of cash suddenly landed in front of me! "Your breakup fee." "...O-okay." A few days later, that woman came back, except... "Hey, you! Is this your little game of playing hard to get? Hmph, how interesting!" "...Who are you?" Some time later, she came back again. "Big sis, big sis~ Didn't you say you'd use your body to satisfy me? I'm so hungry right now!!" "...Don't ask. Just know I'm shutting myself away." ★ #What's it like having a girlfriend with a split personality?# Thanks for asking. Thanks to my girlfriend, every day is eventful, and my stress tolerance has improved so much. I'M REALLY SO GRATEFUL TO HER! The next day, she clutched her lower back and glared at me accusingly. "You took advantage of me while I was drunk and did all those things to me! You lewd, despicable, shameless bastard! I'll never forgive you!" "..." Even though it was she who dragged me into the bathroom last night, panicking and shouting, "Ahhh! What are you going to do to me? Let go of me! Don't come any closer! I'm going to scream!" ...Smile. Don't get mad. Blurb screenshot dated 2021.06.01 √