Miss, You Asked the Wrong God Again

New novel, Eating Fish Really Won't Make You Smarter, a xianxia story. Now posting!

Blurb: "Bodhisattva, please bless me. Let me become rich overnight." A woman murmured in a temple.

The statue on the altar really wanted to tell the girl below: I'm only an arhat...

The Heavenly King beside the arhat: She asks me to bless her with overnight riches every day.

Maitreya Buddha: She asks me too.

Ksitigarbha: I heard she asks the God of Wealth to bless her with peace and safety every time she visits?

Arhat: ...

Heavenly King: ...

Maitreya Buddha: ...

The young woman bowed to all the gods and Buddhas in turn, then went to the God of Wealth: Bodhisattva, please bless me with peace and safety.

God of Wealth: ...

Is that mortal down there an idiot? No wonder she's been poor all these years!

----------------------------I'm a pure and innocent divider!

Next novel, Eating Fish Really Won't Make You Smarter

The high god Yin Yin's true form is a white-shouldered eagle.

Cultivating is difficult for birds and beasts, and it often takes millions of years just to reach great achievement.

But Yin Yin was born lucky: she was already there from the start.

She held an exalted position, a big shot in the eyes of all birds and beasts.

One day, a rumor spread that the big shot loved eating fish, which was why she was so smart. The clan elders suddenly understood: So our ancestor is so clever because she eats fish? No wonder she's different from those of us who eat wild rabbits and pheasants!

Hoping to raise a few more clever members of the clan, the chief ordered the youngsters to eat fish every day. The once-prosperous white-shouldered eagle clan became a huge seafood operation, and everyone was miserable.

The rumor ended as soon as it began. After seeing their ancestor get lost for the Nth time, everyone threw away the fish in their hands and complained tearfully: Eating fish won't make you smarter!

As a great bird of prey, Yin Yin was deeply unhappy about being terrible with directions. To maintain the dignity of an ancestor, she had kept it a closely guarded secret and was always searching for a cure.

But after her clan fell out with the Phoenix clan, she had no choice but to help the Phoenix clan deal with a problem, putting her search for a cure on hold.

One day, she went fishing in a lake, hoping to make silverfish steamed egg custard. By a twist of fate, she caught an ancient Yinglong in the middle of undergoing tribulation...

Faced with a "silverfish" that didn't have half a pound of meat on its bones, Yin Yin decided to swallow it, if only reluctantly. The once all-powerful, battle-loving Ying Jue, who could command wind and rain and travel across heaven and earth, was now a powerless silverfish with no cultivation at all.

At the very last moment, he wisely said: You can raise me until I'm plump before eating me.

Yin Yin: ? A fish demon?

Ying Jue blew bubbles with elegant poise: I'm still little. I'm still growing.

Yin Yin: ...

White-shouldered eagle X ancient Yinglong

One-on-one, sweet and adorable story

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