[Crossover] I'm Really Just a Poor Little Thing of Good Family Background

In Anna's eyes, everyone should think of her as a pure, innocent, and pitiable girl from a respectable family.

Anna: "I never knew who my parents were, and the elders are always making me watch what I eat. They won't even give me candy. That's child abuse."

Sherlock: "...When you were twelve, your allowance was already enough to buy a house in London."

Anna: "The big brothers and sisters in the Five Poisons Cult are so nice. They're all so good-tempered and never get angry, no matter what. I've been super happy my whole life!"

Hermione, holding an ancient book she'd found God knows where: "The Five Poisons Cult is an ancient and extremely mysterious organization... Once you cross them, death is your only way out. Otherwise, the Five Poisons will hunt you to the ends of the earth..."

Anna: "I'm so pitiful. When I'm lonely, all I can do is write to express the deep, burning helplessness and pain in my heart..."

Dumbledore: "...I know all that already. Could you please hurry up and stop publishing that column in the school paper about the things you never knew about Gellert and me? It's even made its way to Nurmengard. I have my dignity to think about, too..."

P.S. 1. This is technically a side story, but it's a new story and can be read on its own. The male lead is Sherlock. Other danmei pairings, such as Drarry, AD/GG, and Stucky, will also appear.

2. This side story won't be paywalled. I don't have chapters stockpiled, so updates may be irregular.

3. This is a rereading-the-original-and-writing-fanfiction series. I'll write as I go, and have fun writing and reading.