[Crossover] I Never Said That

The title is a play on words and has little to do with the story.

Because of her ability, Picking Up the Past, Lu Xun is transferred to a school in Japan. She spends every day trying to balance the relationships between the tsukumogami, save the chuunibyou Rainbow Squad, [strike] pet cats [end strike], and feed coffee jelly to a certain pink-haired esper. Then one day, characters from the games she played before leaving the country show up...

Lu Xun: "The heavens want me dead."

Nikki: "My mom spent over 6,000 yuan on clothes for me. Have you got that?"

Everyone at the Onmyoji Bureau: "Have you seen my full Crit Damage, 300% Shadow set and my fastest Speed-boosting Fortune Cat set?"

Poison Loli: "How about some Pink Cabbage?"

Sword Guy: "...Heh."

#No food to eat, so I'm writing my own fanfic#

#Too many ideas, so I'll mash them together however I want#

P.S. 1. The CP is probably that guy with two lollipops on his head.

2. This story contains several of the author's ideas. It should really have been split into several stories, but... I'm lazy (and unapologetic about it, though muttering under my breath), so I combined them into one to make room for other ideas. It might be a bit messy.

3. This is just for fun. After eating everyone else's fanfic, I can't stomach my own, but I don't want to starve either, so what can I do...?

4. For readers who are bored, here's a series. I'm going to romance all my fictional crushes! (I can say something so false and still sleep soundly.)