You Said You Liked Me

You Li is a grass spirit with no great ambitions. All he wants is to laze his days away.

One day, his long-term meal ticket suddenly tells him he likes him.

You Li thinks, I'm set for life.

Feng Jin: “You can sleep for at most four shichen a day. Your cultivation time can't be less than your sleeping time. When you have time, read more and get some exercise. Don't just stop moving the moment you find a patch of ground... Also, you can have no more than three candies a day.”

You Li: “I thought you said you liked me??? Are you a demon?!”

Dual CPs:

Lazy grass-spirit shou x poker-faced, fussy gong

Worldly carp shou x petty, smiling assassin gong (probably...)

P.S. 1. This book's premise came from the author's ridiculous experience of getting a toothache from eating too much candy (literally). (Rainbow candy, I'll remember this!) I wrote it on the principle that if I'm going to suffer, I won't be the only one.

2. I feel like the writing's a little strange, and the premise is quite different from the actual story... If any lovely readers are willing to keep reading, feel free to point things out. But the author is fragile, so please be gentle. Mwah.

3. I couldn't think of a third thing, so I decided to add some pointless filler. That's all~