This Sword Needs a Bath

The number-one divine sword of the Six Realms, Cang Jian, spent hundreds of years drunk in a wine jar in the Divine Palace, until it became a rusty old sword. One day, it finally sobered up. Mistaken for scrap metal, it was thrown into a sword-forging furnace to be reforged, and promptly blew the furnace to smithereens.

After causing a disaster, Cang Jian hurriedly fled, with a whole string of little followers trailing behind, drawn by the sword's legendary reputation.

On the run, Cang Jian overheard a rumor from the martial world:

The Divine Son who descended from the Divine Realm has a sword that's incredibly smelly and ugly. Whenever he draws it, rust flies everywhere and all heroes flee, too afraid to get near. The sword went missing a few days ago, and he's offering a huge reward to find it.

Lord Cang Jian looked at his own sword body, stained with wine and covered in foul-smelling rust, and fell into a strange silence.

Cang Jian (angry): "You've used me for so many years. Why couldn't you give me a bath?"

Divine Son (blushing): "We just met. Why would I give you a bath?"

Cang Jian (grinning): "Aren't you my master?"

Divine Son (confused): "...Huh?"

Cang Jian (frowning): "Bathe me! Give me a bath!"

Divine Son (confused): "Oh... okay."

A sword-wielding top who is both god and demon, and needs a bath every day x an honest, adorable Divine Son who bathes his sword every day

Coming next: The Celestial Master Shuts Out the Moon and Spooks the Ghosts

Jiang Ning had a little accident on the night he awakened his Yin Sha Body. He accidentally forcibly summoned the Dragon Emperor Qin Mu's soul out of his body, and ended up with Qin Mu clinging to him.

At first, things went like this:

Stuffed into a cat's body, Qin Mu used his paws to stamp more than ten paw-print versions of a master-servant contract all over Jiang Ning. Looking down at him, he said, "Servant, I want resentment. Go to work for me!"

But later, Jiang Ning reversed the master-servant contract and took control. The tables turned in an instant, and Qin Mu had no choice but to cling to Jiang Ning for survival.

And so...

Jiang Ning (calmly): "Let me pet you, and dinner will be ready."

Qin Mu (angrily): "This King would never do something so stupid!"

Ten minutes later.

Qin Mu (angrily): "This King has even exposed his belly. Why isn't dinner ready yet?"

A seemingly cold and abstinent Celestial Master who is secretly a flirtatious top x a lively, silly, easily flustered dragon soul in a cat's body

Plot blurb:

Because the seal on his Yin Sha Body left him with autism, Jiang Ning became a shut-in. After accidentally breaking the seal, he made a comeback and became a cool, abstinent heartthrob whom everyone loves and ghosts fear.

He accidentally got caught up in a conspiracy targeting people with Yin physiques and ran into the three men he'd previously gone on blind dates with.

After seeing what he could do, the men, all haunted by ghosts, begged him to take them back.

Jiang Ning, expressionless: "And your name is?"

Qin Mu: "Get lost, you jerk. He's mine!"

Note:

1. Jiang Ning goes from an ugly duckling to a black swan in this satisfying face-slapping story.

2. Qin Mu really is a dragon, and can switch between dragon, cat, and human forms whenever he wants.

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