Immortal Venerable, Your Demonic Artifact Has Run Away Again

[First-person blurb, third-person story] I'm a lamp with a rather unusual ability: I can bring the dead back to life. Everyone covets my power and tries to take me, but they all suffer the backlash. It's not like I want this. I'm a demonic artifact. The baleful energy inside me keeps building up, and I can't control it. It often rebels. So after my thirty-third master died, I began trying to save myself. But then I was caught by an Immortal Venerable who hates demons like the plague. He's simply not human! Not only does he take what he wants by force, he keeps flirting with me! He won't let me get close to anyone else, leave his side, or have another master. I could put up with that. But when I entered a competition, he tied me to himself! He gets angry whenever I team up with someone, and he's always radiating cold air! I couldn't take it anymore. I ran away, got caught, and was furious! Don't think I'll forgive you just because you dote on me, indulge me, and give me all kinds of things to suppress the baleful energy! I swear, I won't eat a single meal with you, use a single one of your bodhi seeds, or say one soft word to you! And then... I ate my words. Clever, ambitious demonic-artifact senior brother bottom vs. domineering, aloof Immortal Venerable junior brother top Warning: There is a secondary couple. Beware if that's not your thing. Here's the divider for my upcoming story Teaching Cultivation in the Imperial Dynasty Long Guiyin accidentally travels from the immortal realm, where immortals are everywhere, to an imperial dynasty that has lost its cultivation traditions during an expedition. There, he becomes a prince of a different surname. The dynasty's cultivators are dwindling, and a neighboring country with a cultivation legacy is threatening to massacre its cities. As a dragon from the immortal realm, Long Guiyin believes it will be easy to build a great cultivation nation. And so the declining dynasty is hit by a powerful wave of cultivation culture. He just seems to take things a little too far, and somehow ends up becoming famous and successful. Array cultivators and talisman cultivators beg him every day to let them build statues of him. Alchemists and weapon refiners all treat him like a god. Even the Left Chancellor, who once looked down on him and broke off their engagement, now watches him with a profound gaze. Even the Imperial Preceptor, who had planned to send him to the enemy country to sue for peace, goes to great lengths to persuade him to stay. He can deal with all of that. But why does the emperor come up with a new way to torment him every day? Today, once again... The emperor says: "Prince Zhao, I don't care for your jade pendant. You should wear one that matches mine. Change it." The emperor thinks: [I just carved a new jade pendant today. Hurry up and look at me!] Long Guiyin: I'm practically covered in your jade pendants already! The world's most beautiful true dragon prince top vs. the human emperor with the world's highest cultivation bottom Here's the divider for my upcoming story When an Eastern Dragon Hatchling Falls into a Western Dragon's Nest When Long Chu hatched, he discovered that the big dragons didn't look like him. They were all potbellied and chubby, with wings! He was slender and skinny, without wings. Long Chu felt inferior. The dragons were heartbroken. They thought the hatchling was malnourished, so they spoiled him and tried to fatten him up. But he couldn't absorb the nourishing foods that other dragons ate. The more he ate, the thinner he got, and Long Chu grew depressed. Then one day, he couldn't control his instincts and ate a poisonous herb. He accidentally awakened a memory of his heritage, turning his world upside down. He ate the love herb, which other dragons considered poisonous, and his cultivation shot up. He gathered the snow orchid stones that other dragons ignored as trash and refined them into powerful magical artifacts. He could use the common white moonstones to replace the magic crystals other dragons treasured. He could brew the potions that other dragons lacked from weeds growing on the ground. The dragons cheered: "Ever since we got our hatchling, the Dragon God no longer has to worry about us getting swindled by potion makers, mages, or artifact crafters!" Long Chu sighed: "You throw away spirit stones, spirit flowers, and spirit iron like they're trash." Later, Long Chu found a giant dragon egg more than twice his size and hatched a chubby little dragon. From then on, Long Chu had a little follower who went wherever he went. Long Chu proudly raised a claw: "Come with me, little one. I'll protect you!" The hatchling flapped its wings: "Arf! Pounce~" Eastern dragon hatchling top vs. Western dragon hatchling bottom Theme: Even a demon can have a heart devoted to the Dao