[Naruto] Hello, My Surname Is Death and My Given Name Is God

A newbie author on a certain green website, whose name begins with “A,” was cursed into transmigrating by readers who could no longer tolerate their repeated delays and shamelessly starting new stories without finishing the old ones. Do you think this author went on to reach the pinnacle of life, with a dream guy in one hand and a dream girl in the other? Heh. Hello, I'm the protagonist of this story. I don't even know whether I'm the hero or heroine. At first, I was born a baby with no memories into a happy family. I had a stern daddy, a pretty mommy, a goofy big brother, a second brother who inherited Mommy's beauty, and a twin third brother. Then Mommy died, my third brother died, and after that, I died too. After my family buried me, I became a second-generation death god, like the one on the cover. Oh, right. After becoming a death god, I got my memories from my previous life back. As an invisible ghost (death god), saddled with a messed-up setup where I would grow weak and die if I didn't reap souls, I realized that leaving stories unfinished really is a terrifying thing. I regret it, even if it's too late now. This story is told in first person and is meant to be comedic. Don't worry, the protagonist isn't as scary as the one on the cover. P.S. The entire story has been moved to Lofter. Theme: