[DC] Superman's Platelets Have Escaped

The platelets in Superman's body rarely get any work, so they have plenty of free time. They decide to follow the example of their owner's good friend B's macrophage big sister and go out to help their owner. For example, they use clotting factors to patch up their owner's comrades' wounds and such. Of course, for Clark, AKA Superman, the biggest headache isn't whether Kryptonian clotting factors can help his Earthling comrades. It's... "Shocking! Cute Little Boys and Girls Have Fallen from the Sky in Metropolis!" "The God of Man Has Fallen! He Carries Several Minors Around with Him!" "Kryptonian Reproduction on Earth: Several Little Supermen Have Appeared by Superman's Side!" Reporter Kent, now sharing his home with a pile of adorable little sprouts: ... There is a secondary Superman/Batman pairing, with a little crossover with the macrophages in the neighboring Batman story :) There is no timeline, and no research or canon accuracy. The author has only read DC fanfiction and watched some of the animated series. The setting is mainly based on the New 52... Though with Superman/Batman, that's obviously only a reference point. Quite a few changes have been made.