[Naruto / Western Zhou AU] Hashirama and Madara Have Been Rewritten Again

This story has been abandoned. If you're interested, check out my other completed Naruto fanfics in my profile. On a fine night, music fills the palace halls. For no reason, beacon fires light the sky. Pity the lords who raced from every land, all for the sake of making Ban laugh once! -> The beacon-fire-playing King You of Zhou x the ruinous beauty Ban Si <- Other characters: Minister Bao Xiang: Feijian Shen Hou, father of Queen Shen: Mito♂ Ban Si's adoptive older brother: Quannai The author is a science student! A science student! A science student! This is a parody, the kind you can treat as an alternate universe. Don't nitpick the history. I just wanted to see Emperor Zhu call Lord Ban "my beloved consort." XP I heard the story about the beacon fires and the feudal lords is false, so now I can let loose and change whatever I want~~ This won't follow the original story. I guarantee a happy ending. #We made eye contact, and I knew you were here to cause trouble#