Please, Don't Divorce Me!

Blurb: At twenty-six, Yang Lingqin is a mother of two little girls. Every day, she takes on her mother-in-law, lays into her husband, and pickles and fries the green tea mistress. Her young, handsome husband has a clingy, scheming childhood friend from next door. One day, she dresses to the nines and invites Zou Kaijie to a class reunion. Yang Lingqin tells Zou Kaijie expressionlessly, "You have to take the kids for their vaccinations today. You can't go." The childhood friend smiles sarcastically. "They can get their shots tomorrow. Kaijie and the rest of us haven't gotten together in ages." Yang Lingqin looks her in the eye and says, word by word, "I said the shots are today, so they're today. Do you really like asking other women's husbands to go out with you that much?" The green tea girl turns green with anger, then puts on a pitiful, aggrieved face. "Jie, did you hear how she insulted me?" Zou Kaijie grins. "You got off easy. She'll be hitting and yelling at me later." "You just let her treat you like that?" "Would you rather I let you?" In Zou Kaijie's eyes, his wife had been gentle, considerate, and accommodating. But after they married and had children, she became irritable and suspicious, ordering him around and picking a fierce fight with his mother almost every day. For a while, he ignored it all and just focused on enjoying himself. Then one day, after Yang Lingqin went from hysterical to cold and distant, she threw the word "divorce" at him and left home. For some reason, panic seized him. In the first week, he was sure she'd be back in a few days. In the second, he was so restless he couldn't eat or sleep, cursing women for being heartless. In the third, he told his mother, "I'm taking Dabao to find my wife. You and Dad can keep each other company!" After many twists and turns, when Zou Kaijie finally saw his wife again, with their three-year-old daughter in tow, he wailed and made a scene like a wronged husband, threatening to throw himself in front of her and die if she wouldn't come home with him! Yang Lingqin pulled their daughter close and said coolly, "If you're trying to scam someone for compensation, go straight and turn right. There's more traffic over there." #### Next door: 1v1, both virgins, super sweet and doting, He Doesn't Know I've Fallen for Someone Else. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb: Quan Zhixiao had secretly loved Qin Yan, the finance department's campus heartthrob, ever since college. After graduation, a twist of fate made him her boss, while she became his translator and his fake girlfriend, serving as his shield. She was his date at banquets, his drinking shield at business dinners, his devoted first love at family-arranged matchups, and his go-to cure for boredom in everyday life... After years of this arrangement, Qin Yan's career was thriving, while Quan Zhixiao had become an older single woman. She was full of resentment. She'd poured her heart into him for so long that even a sweet potato would have flowered, borne fruit, and been eaten countless times by now. Why was this man still hogging the spot without doing anything about it?! So, in a fit of anger, she went and had an affair. At an auction one day, Qin Yan's phone chimed. When he saw an intimate photo of Quan Zhixiao with a B-list male model, the jade bangle worth a million yuan in his hand fell to the floor and shattered. It was the Valentine's Day gift he'd planned to give her... Qin Yan sat stunned for a full twenty minutes. In the end, he couldn't keep his composure and fled the event in utter defeat. After a great deal of effort, he waited outside her apartment building all night and finally caught her. He demanded to know if she was staging a rebellion. Quan Zhixiao smiled calmly and scornfully. "You still haven't figured it out? I've fallen for someone else." Qin Yan wanted nothing more than to strangle her, but all he could do was grit his teeth and say in a low voice, "Then fall back in love with me!" Unfortunately, feelings can't be grafted from one person to another, nor can they be summoned and dismissed at will. Quan Zhixiao told him to get his act together and stop getting in the way of her flourishing life. The devastated Qin Yan nearly resigned himself to spending the rest of his life alone, abstinent and desireless. Then, one quiet night, he secretly typed a question online: How can I win back a woman who's fallen for someone else? Then he added, Just asking. Need an answer ASAP. Both leads are virgins. Sweet romance. Theme: Women should work hard, earn money, live well, and shine on their own.